Feeling like a Martian freedom fighter with a sledgehammer in hand is the ultimate dream for anyone aspiring to channel their inner revolutionary. Welcome to the world of Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered, where the Earth Defense Force (EDF) has taken the art of oppression to an intergalactic level. Set on the red planet, this glorious remaster brings back the explosive fun of the original while exploring themes of rebellion, conflicts, and-let's be real-how to turn a building into a pile of dust using just a hammer. Yes, the rebellious spirit continues in what critics have dubbed 'the okay-est destructible world' around! Buckle up, because it's going to be a sledgehammer-swinging ride!
Time to break down gameplay like a crumbling Martian building! You play as Alec Mason, a mining engineer turned revolutionary hero. As you smash through the oppressive EDF forces, your trusty sledgehammer becomes your best friend. It's like the Swiss Army knife of destruction! You can bash through walls, demolish enemy outposts, and, of course, obliterate anyone standing in your way-with flair! The game's world is bursting with opportunities for mayhem. With the GeoMod 2.0 engine, structures around you shatter beautifully as you blow them up, and you'll feel like a kid in a candy store... if the candy store was filled with explosives and armed guards. There's nothing quite like watching an enemy fortress crumble into a million pieces with just a flick of a finger. What makes this even more exhilarating? The game's shout-out mechanics that reward you for liberating entire areas from EDF oppression. Completing missions scores you salvages, which allows you to upgrade weapons, unlock new gadgets, or even grab a cheeky tank to roll over your foes. Choose from various missions that range from rescuing hostages to rampaging through enemy facilities and everything in between. The open-world structure makes it easy to get sidetracked, which is a blessing for the easily distracted. Who needs to complete the story when you can do increasingly ridiculous things, like outrunning a hoard of EDF soldiers while commandeering a flaming vehicle, a flaming vehicle that's probably seen better days? In multiplayer, players can duke it out in various match types, gaining experience points to customize their characters, although it doesn't impact your chance at victory-so feel free to slap a cool hat on your guy if you want to. After all, it's not about winning; it's about looking good while losing. If you haven't figured it out by now, Red Faction: Guerrilla is a game about obliterating things, and unless you're that person who enjoys cleaning up their Lego towns, then you should be having a blast!
The visuals in Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered won't make your jaw drop like a plate of spaghetti, but they're certainly serviceable and far more impressive than in the original. Though it wasn't built for a handheld console first, it still works surprisingly well on the Switch. On top, the remaster does feature graphical upgrades like improved lighting, textures, and all those fancy graphical buzzwords that developers love throwing around. Considering you're trying to destroy everything in sight, let's just say it does look quite appealing amidst the mayhem, as walls collapse and structures disintegrate around you. If you've got a knack for watching things blow up in 720p, then your eyes are in for a treat. Let's be real; you're not buying it for the scenery; you're buying it to make the scenery go *BOOM!*
In conclusion, Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered is a great way to relive glory days of explosive destruction in a beautifully chaotic open-world environment, all while providing ample opportunities for hilarity (often resulting from your own chaotic actions). Though the story is as thin as a wafer, the core mechanics and the sheer joy of wreaking havoc more than make up for it. For the anarchistic freedom fighter in you, this game offers enough bang for your buck (literally!) with ample side missions, upgrades, and explosive scenarios. Pick it up on the Switch if you've got a few spare hours (or days) to master the art of destruction. Grab your sledgehammer and prepare to teach the EDF a lesson or two about why it's never good to mess with miners on Mars! Happy wrecking!