Welcome to the enchanted land of Belkana! Where your knightly dreams become nightmares as you battle demons, monsters, and ridiculously skilled foes in 'Crossed Swords.' If you're looking for a game that will challenge both your reflexes and your patience, you've struck gold...well, maybe more like iron, but you get the point! Let's dive into the blood-soaked chaos that is 'Crossed Swords.'
Picture this: you're a knight with more armor than sense, armed with a sword, a shield, and a penchant for striking only when the moment is just right (take notes, 'dude on Tinder'). In 'Crossed Swords,' the motto is clear: defend before you attack. It's simple (but not easy), and things can get spicy real quick. Timing and movement are the keys to success. You'll be using a combination of shoulder buttons to shift your guard and master two types of attacks: the regular slash and a thrusting attack that will make you look like a pro... if you can actually pull it off. There are seven levels that will test your mettle, each with its unique set of ridiculously tough enemies. You'll come face-to-face with a variety of creatures courtesy of a Demon Warlord named Nausizz, who must have been dropped on his head as a child given his obsession with mayhem. The game offers multiple pathways, giving you some semblance of freedom (because why not take the longer route into certain doom?). You can even skip chapters, just in case you don't feel ready for the relentless nightmare. And it's co-op, folks! Grab your bestie, or maybe the person who annoys you the least, and hit the screen hard against dangerous foes. Just remember, there's no safety net-if you both get knocked out, it's game over for you both!
Let's be real here-it's a retro game, and if you're expecting the defined high-def graphics of modern gems, you will be sorely disappointed. But what 'Crossed Swords' lacks in shininess, it makes up for in charm! The pseudo-3D presentation is delightful, with a vibe that screams '90s arcade action. The silhouette characters can be a bit questionable as they look like they belong in a weird avant-garde art installation, but let's be honest, it's retro kitsch at its best!
'Crossed Swords' is not going to hold your hand. Expect tough bosses, tricky timing, and a fair dose of frustration. But, if you thrive on a challenge and enjoy hack and slash action with a hefty dose of RPG gameplay, this title is for you. In a world bombarded with easy modes and handouts, 'Crossed Swords' dares to be different, preferring to test your skills instead of your patience for low difficulty. So grab your sword, prepare your shield, and get ready for an adventure that will make you feel like a true knight! Just remember to breathe, because those demons won't be going easy on you any time soon.