Picture this: it's a lazy Saturday arvo, the sun is shining, and you've just cranked your console up for some good ol' footy fun. Enter AFL Evolution! This gem from Wicked Witch Software lets you dive deep into the gritty world of Australian Football League-without fear of being tackled by your mates watching the game. Grab your remote (not a footy), because we've got a lot to kick around!
AFL Evolution boasts not one, not two, but three different career modes, so whether you've dreamed of becoming a legendary coach, a star player, or even managing your own homemade avatar (who might just have an uncanny resemblance to Adam Sandler), there's something for everyone! Coach mode lets you run the team like a true footy overlord, balancing training, managing finances, and making staff decisions, which sounds just realistic enough to be slightly terrifying. For those with dreams of athletic glory, the 'Be a Pro' mode allows you to create a character and guide them from the under-18 leagues all the way to becoming the star of the AFL! Think of it as a sweaty, less escapist version of The Sims-but more testosterone and less house decoration. You've also got the wonderful option of multiplayer, where up to four friends can join in on the action. Just imagine the chaos as everyone tries to pull off mind-boggling marks and great goals, while inevitably hoping the friend closest to you is worse than you. Online mode? Oh, it's there too! Flex those competitive muscles against gamers across the internet while channeling your inner football strategist-just try to avoid typing angry comments when someone tackles you a little too hard. And let's not forget those iconic speckies-who doesn't love seeing their player soar into the air in glorious slow motion as the crowd goes wild? Camera angles? You got it! Choose between a default view or check it from an end-to-end perspective. Dynamic rotation is a thing too, making sure you never lose track, unless of course your mate's elbow accidentally hits you in an unexpected way. No gaming experience is complete without a handy mini-map showing actual target indicators at the bottom of the screen, because who doesn't love a handy suggestion? With a full AFL license, be ready for all your favorite leagues (AFL, AFL Women's, TAC Cup, and more!). No half-hearted replicas here-every stadium looks just like the real deal, and can we talk about the commentary? It's brought to you by legends like Dennis Cometti, so you'll feel just like you're on the couch with a pie, just without the sauce stains on your favorite shirt!
Graphically, AFL Evolution delivers a pretty solid experience! The stadiums are meticulously replicated, right down to the last piece of advertising plastered on every available surface-nothing says authenticity like knowing exactly which pizza brand sponsors the local footy club. Player models are impressive enough that you'll be chuckling at how some of them look eerily similar to their real-life counterparts (we're looking at you, Chad Wingard!). The animations are smooth, making it easy to forget you're sitting on your couch and not glued to a pub screen. The colors pop nicely! Think Australian summer days with endless blue skies reflecting on the players' jerseys. The only downside might be the occasional janky animation when a player tries to tackle like they're just learned what feet are-awkwardly flailing about like a fish out of water. Overall, this game gives you the warmth and fuzziness of a cozy football day, minus actually having to get out of your PJs.
AFL Evolution may not be a perfect kick for goal, but it's a fun dive into the world of Aussie rules football. With its career modes, thoughtful features, and camaraderie shared through multiplayer chaos, it's certainly worth the time! Expect to tackle some learning curves and occasional unintentional facepalms but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh, right? So, if you're on the lookout for a football game to fill your weekends and kick your mates off the couch for a while, don't hesitate-give AFL Evolution a shot! Just remember to keep those pies at a safe distance from your controller-it's one thing to be mad at a ref, it's another to be mad at yourself for accidentally dipping your controller into ketchup.