Welcome to 'Anodyne 2: Return to Dust', where you play as Nova, a Nano Cleaner destined to save New Theland from a dastardly substance known as Dust. Think of it as less superhero and more... well, janitorial service meets existential crisis. Who needs capes when you have a mop? Spoiler alert: she doesn't have a mop. But she's got a mission. Buckle up, because it’s about to get weird.
Now, the gameplay revolves around exploring a 3D overworld where the graphics give a solid nod to the 90s—because that’s what we’re into now, right? After strolling through this semi-nostalgic 3D world, you get to shrink down into 2D dungeons and battle what could only be described as the equivalent of sentient dust bunnies. Gameplay alternates between puzzling through dungeons and, let’s face it, occasionally scratching your head and wondering if you should really be playing something less ‘conceptually deep’. The hook is that your progress is wrapped in existential dread and weird, heartfelt tales from the locals. Because nothing screams fun like pondering your purpose while fighting off metaphorical dust!
Visually, 'Anodyne 2' aims for a blend of retro vibes and modern design, which they mostly achieve. The 3D areas look straight out of a PS1 fever dream, complete with aliasing so bad you might need a new prescription for your glasses. Yet, amidst this charming chaos, you’ll come across sunsets that, to my knowledge, haven’t been captured on this planet since around 1996. They definitely nailed the vibe for those who appreciate the art of nostalgia, or simply need a reminder of how games used to look before they could render anything beyond basic shapes. Just don't look too closely—you have to remember, it's about the *thought*, not the polygons!
'Anodyne 2: Return to Dust' isn’t your typical action-adventure. It feels a bit like a blend between Zelda and a philosophical seminar. While its pacing can make you feel more like you're slowly browsing through a dusty library than embarking on a thrilling quest, there's something oddly captivating about its world. With characters pondering the meaning of life while also asking you to defeat an oddly shaped blob, it’s hard not to feel a twinge of delight mixed with confusion. So, if you're in the mood for something different—like a good movie that uneasily straddles the line between comedy and existential dread—then perhaps give this one a try. Just be prepared to dust off those old school feelings. Ahh, sweet nostalgia… bring on the dust!