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Review of Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore on Xbox Series X/S

by Gemma Looksby Gemma Looksby photo Feb 2024
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Gamefings Score: 8
Released: 14 Feb 2024
Genre: Action-Adventure/Platformer
Developer: Seedy Eye Software
Publisher: Limited Run Games

Introduction

is there anything more romantic than spending Valentine’s Day defeating demons and collecting magical shards? Forget the roses and chocolate — I’ll take a jewel-infused sword over a box of heart-shaped candies any day! Welcome to 'Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore', where you can unleash your inner warrior and experience a loving homage to the notorious CD-i Zelda games. Yep, that's right; this game is practically a time machine that whisks you back to that infamous 90s gaming era we’ve all come to love… or despise. Let’s dive in!

Gameplay

In 'Arzette', players step into the stylish shoes of our heroine, Arzette, as she embarks on a quest to take down the dastardly Daimur and his minions. It's not just about mashing buttons; this is a hack-and-slash extravaganza with platforming elements that might remind you of your favorite childhood games — if that childhood was filled with cheesy animated cutscenes and pixelated horrors. The game features beautiful animated cutscenes reminiscent of the CD-i Zelda games that, let’s be honest, have been the butt of many gaming jokes (*cough* 'What’s a Zelda?' *cough*). With mechanics straight out of the retro playbook, expect to hop, skip, and slash your way through various levels, each more bizarre than the last. You'll fight foaming-at-the-mouth goblins and greasy-haired henchmen while collecting shards of a magical jewel like a squirrel collecting acorns for winter — but hopefully with more style. What makes 'Arzette' truly special is not just the nostalgia dump but also the quirky side quests. Want to help a local villager who lost their pet rock? Done! Need to convince the town’s grumpy baker to switch to whole grain? Sure! It’s like a cooking reality show meets a fantasy RPG. Oh, and let’s not forget about the ability upgrades you gain by helping citizens — because nothing says “mighty warrior” like baking cookies along the way.

Graphics

Visually, 'Arzette' is like someone took a light sprinkle of nostalgia, added a dash of modern flair, and then tossed it all into a mixing bowl. The graphics are a delightful mashup of 2D art with dreamy animations that give off warm fuzzy feelings. You’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the era of simple, charming visuals that somehow manage not to insult your eyeballs! While it’s not 4K hyper-realistic graphics, the heartfelt art style brings out that wholesome vibe that confirms we aren’t taking ourselves too seriously here. Oh, and did I mention the cutscenes? They are both the cringiest and most endearing thing ever, with a level of animation that simultaneously evokes laughter and “what-the-heck-was-that” moments. You may even start questioning your life choices when you realize how much love and effort went into making something so wonderfully retro.

Conclusion

So, if you’re ready to slay some demons, restore peace to an enchanted kingdom, and relive the theatrical drama of your childhood gaming days, then ‘Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore’ is the perfect game for your playlist this Valentine's Day, post-relationship therapy session, or questionable caffeine-fueled late-night binge. Overall, it’s hard not to love a game that embraces the cheesiness of its inspiration and stands proudly on its own in modern gaming! With engaging gameplay, delightful graphics, and a nostalgic charm that would make even the most stoic gamer crack a smile, I’d give it a solid 8 out of 10. Just remember, there’s no better way to win a heart than with a jewel-infused sword — so get ready to slice and dice your way to romantic victory and maybe, if you’re lucky, a cake or two. Happy gaming!

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