Buckle your seatbelts, folks! We're diving into 'Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion' – a game that promises nostalgia and action, like it's a high school reunion for your favorite characters, but without the awkward small talk. Ready, set, let’s go on a rollercoaster of emotions through Mako-infused pixelated worlds, all while mastering a battle system that might just make you feel like a genius or a complete noob. Let’s not waste time questioning reality, because one thing's for sure: this game is a blast!
At its core, ‘Crisis Core’ is an action RPG that sweeps us away into the life of Zack Fair, a dashing member of SOLDIER – think of him as a high-ranking muscled-up hero, armed with more drama than a daytime soap opera. You wander through open areas, chat up NPCs (that you definitely won’t remember later) and battle monsters that look like they’ve gone a little too far on the protein shakes. The combat is slapped together in real-time, which means that you're running around like a headless chicken, pressing buttons like you're the world's most enthusiastic pianist until you swipe down the last foe. And oh, did I mention Materia? YES! Get ready to equip six powerful bits of shiny magic that can turn Zack from an average Joe into an absolute powerhouse. And watch out for the Digital Mind Wave (DMW) – it’s basically like a slot machine that can lead you to spectacular limit breaks or rng heartbreaks that will leave you yelling at the TV.
Now let’s talk graphics. The original game on the PSP had its charm, like those retro gaming consoles you see at thrift stores. However, 'Reunion' flips the script with Unreal Engine 4, which means gorgeous, vibrant graphics that look like they’ve just come out of a grooming salon. Characters are sharper than ever, the environments pop out like they’ve been on a strict diet and the upgraded cutscenes? Pure eye candy. Overall, it’s as if Tetsuya Nomura himself sprinkled some fairy dust on the original and said, 'Make it pretty, folks!' And boy, did they deliver.
'Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion' is like that cool new kid in school who aces all their classes but still manages to make friends with everyone. It respects the legacy while updating its style for a fresh audience. Expect thrilling combat, an engaging narrative, and the emotional rollercoaster only a Final Fantasy game can deliver. So, put on your buster sword, grab some shinra-idol merchandise, and get ready to hack, slash, and cry your way through the story of Zack Fair – hero, tragic lover, and all-around awesome dude. With a solid score of 8.5/10, 'Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Reunion' is a title that not only lives up to expectations, but might also just sneak its way into your heart like a well-placed summon. Now, if only I could unearth the secrets behind these random slot machines in the middle of combat!