If you’ve ever wanted to blast things in space while also feeling existential dread and the urge to throw your controller out the window, then Hellpoint is the game for you. This little gem from Cradle Games invites you to explore the derelict space station, Irid Novo, which has more secrets than your average teenager’s diary. It’s like Dark Souls, but with more tentacles and less armor, which is the perfect recipe for cosmic terror!
In Hellpoint, you play as a nameless humanoid. No, not the ‘nameless hero’ type, but the 'I-can't-even-remember-my-name' type, which is great for that deadpan humor we all love. Your main gameplay focuses on combat with a mix of light and strong attacks. You also get to evade enemies like you’re avoiding responsibilities. The game throws you into a combat system that rewards aggression because nothing says victory like hacking at tentacles while avoiding stray projectiles that will remind you of your childhood fears. You save your game at these ‘breaches,’ which is as inviting as it sounds. These spots don’t resurrect foes, which is kind of like saying, "You can take a break, but your problems are still there when you come back." Enemies respawn after a while—because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned sneak attack again and again? You'll be hoarding healing injections like a squirrel in November while dealing damage to recharge your healing. Doing damage to heal is kind of like jogging to eat a donut later –it feels good in the moment but leaves you questioning your life choices. Hellpoint heavily emphasizes exploration. Imagine a labyrinth where every corner is an invitation to death but with a side of mystery. Secret doors lead to places that may or may not give you the loot you seek, and scattered collectibles will have you searching everywhere because you definitely need that extra shiny thing you’ll forget about later anyway. So yes, Hellpoint is classified as a ‘Soulslike’ game, which means if you’ve played any of those games, expect to die…a lot. But it’s cool, we all like fumbling through our own uncertainty, right?
Now let’s talk about the graphics because they deserve a little love in this dark cosmos. Hellpoint sports a pseudo-futuristic design that’s as gritty as your late-night gaming sessions. Think dark, atmospheric backdrops with details that make you feel like you’re in an episode of some low-budget sci-fi horror series from the '90s. The game is powered by Unity, which means it looks decent by today's standards but doesn’t flaunt it. The visuals can make you feel like you are lost in space and that you probably forgot your space snacks. The art design tries, and honestly, it mostly doesn’t fail. Just be prepared for some delightful creatures that are either terrifying or make you question if you’re hallucinating. The lighting effects? They’re there! Sometimes it feels like you're groping in the dark, and other times the lights provide the ambiance you didn’t know you'd need after running from monsters.
In conclusion, if you want to embrace the chaos of Hellpoint, be prepared to strap on your helmet of choice (and perhaps some emotional armor). This game won’t hold your hand—unless it’s a ghostly hand dragging you into despair—while you navigate the treacherous world of Irid Novo. Expect to get lost, expect to rage quit, and most importantly, expect to laugh through the pain. Hellpoint is a decent homage to the Soulslike genre with a unique twist of cosmic horror that can keep you entertained…or make you question your sanity. Either way, it earns a solid 7 out of 10. Because at the end of the day, who needs therapy when you’ve got Hellpoint to help process your feelings of unending dread? So grab your controller, take a deep breath, and plunge into the madness. Happy adventuring (and maybe crying a little)!