Jan 2021
Buckle up, folks! Or, wait, is it buckle IN? Grab your helmets and your sundresses because it's time to ride the wind and defy gravity in "Ride 4"! Forget your dreams of winning a real motorcycle race and step into the digital world where Morty, your pet gerbil, is no longer your biggest rival. It's high-octane, tire-screeching action by Milestone, and I promise it's more fun than wrestling a porcupine in your basement.
In "Ride 4", you get to take on the role of a motorcycle racer extraordinaire. With a whopping 170 motorcycles rattling in your digital garage, the hard part is deciding which baby you're gonna take for a spin. Feeling adventurous? Try blazing through one of 30 circuits, each licensed from real-world racetracks that'll make you feel like the next Valentino Rossi. Just remember: if you crash, it might not be the motorcycle's fault; it could just be your remarkable ability to press the gas pedal and brake at exactly the wrong time. I can't tell you how many times I've mistaken the brake for gas—let's just say the virtual hospitals are pretty full right now! The game also offers an online multiplayer mode for those who think they might stand a fighting chance against other players. Your chances are as good as my grandma's cooking at a Michelin star restaurant, but hey, practice makes perfect! Don't forget to customize your ride because you can add paint jobs and pointlessly extravagant stickers, just to make sure everyone knows how seriously you take your racing. Pro tip: adding a flaming skull makes it 87% faster.
Can we please take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous the graphics are in "Ride 4"? They’re so realistic that your grandma might mistake your screen for a motorcycle race happening in the backyard. From the detailed engine intricacies to the breathtaking backgrounds that would make even the best photographers whimper with jealousy, it’s a visual feast. Let's just say I’m not sure if I’m playing a game or having a near-life experience—a near-death experience still pending, however, if I don't get better at turning. Like trying to capture a sunset, it's stunning but the moment you get cocky, you'll find yourself splattered across the tarmac with naught but a piece of your dignity left behind. Rider beware!
Overall, "Ride 4" is an exhilarating experience that gives you the chance to ride as fast as your heart can handle while still being able to escape a speeding ticket. With its plethora of bikes, gorgeous graphics, and that subtle hint of 'Why did I think I could do this?’ after every crash, it’s definitely a title worth checking out. Just remember to keep your thumbs nimble and your pretzels nearby because you’re in for a long, delightful ride. If you're a fan of motorcycles or just like feeling the wind in your hair while sitting on the couch, this game is calling your name... or maybe that's just your cat trying to escape the room. Either way, put on your gear and let's ride!
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