In the grand pantheon of video games, there are titles that make you think, and then there’s Serious Sam 4. If you ever wondered what it would look like if a chaotic mosh pit of aliens hosted a rave, all while you wield an arsenal that makes Rambo look like he’s running around with a Nerf gun, your prayers might have just been answered. Here we delve into what this frenetic first-person shooter has to offer, or at least what your grandma could infer if she watched you play it on stream.
Serious Sam 4 is like if a carnival of psychotic aliens and high-caliber ammunition threw a party at the expense of your sanity. The gameplay remains rooted in classic, horde-style shooting, which means you will spend billions of nanoseconds slapping aliens and demonic creatures with your guns, grenades, or anything that happens to be sharp and nearby. The limitless weaponry available would make any ammo enthusiast weep tears of joy (or chaos). You can carry whatever you can find, but let’s face it—if it doesn’t explode, you’re probably not that interested. However, this sequel attempts to introduce newfangled concepts like skills trees, side quests, and even gadgets. Did you ever think, ‘Gee, I’d really like to dual-wield a shotgun and a grenade launcher while wearing a tutu?’ Well, look no further. The game throws S.A.Ms (don’t ask) at you, which you can collect to unlock and unlearn skills. Yes, you can freely screw up your character's abilities in a pinch. The new vehicles and mech suits add a sprinkle of mechanical mayhem to your alien-slaying activities. Can’t say I've ever felt cooler running over mutated creatures in a giant metal suit while blasting disco music, but here we are. If you haven’t guessed, mobility is key, and the vehicles introduce a welcomed twist, transforming select levels into high-octane joyrides through chaos. In this way, players who prefer gritting a teeth-rattling battle experience will find solace within the game. It’s also worth mentioning that the AI enemies have involved a significant improvement—if you want to hear good old Sam yell “Gimme all you got!” while they hurl themselves at you like torpedoes, then your ears are in for a treat.
Visuals in Serious Sam 4 seem to tread the line between gratuitous and cartoonish, almost like playing with a giant action figure amidst a colorful explosion. Textures are cooked to perfection, and colors pop wildly, evoking excitement every time an alien pigeon suddenly vaporizes into neon mist. Maps appear expansive, littered with ridiculous environmental designs that feel like they’ve hopped straight out of a pop-art catalog. If Blockbuster had a theme park, this would be its flagship attraction. That said, it might not appeal to those hoping for photorealism in their aliens—they remain unwittingly goofy, which is refreshing. While playing on the Xbox Series X, you’ll want to sit back and appreciate the sheer chaos that ensues, because the PS2 graphics are long gone. Equipped with near-instant load times, you’ll sail through alien hordes faster than you can say, ‘Rinse and repeat for the next wave!’ But, let’s not pretend like it’s Marvel’s Avengers levels of detail. It’s primarily about large enemy counts and chaotic action rather than fine art—or actually, fine cutscenes.
Serious Sam 4 presents an informative exercise on how much chaos one can unleash with explicit disregard for logic. It’s not winning any awards for storytelling, as the best plot seems to be Sam chatting with his weaponry. Yet here lies its charm: unfiltered enjoyment in the simplest form that celebrates wild limits. Critics remaining divided echo this unpredictability. The game holds a respectable, if not awe-inspiring, Metacritic score that fluctuates based on individual taste. Considering the sheer madness, it’s hard to imagine anyone not leaving at least somewhat entertained – even if a little confused. Maybe plan a party to celebrate your many hours with Serious Sam 4; just don’t forget to bring snacks, because you just *know* there’s going to be a fierce hunger after blasting through waves of mutated spaghetti monsters. Gear up, soldier; this isn’t just a game; it’s an explosion of fun with just the right amount of lunacy.