Let’s take to the skies, folks! Welcome to the world of 'The Falconeer,' where aerial combat meets a fantastical maritime setting, proving that who needs land when you've got giant birds. Developed by Tomas Sala, this game might just have you soaring through the air with excitement or crashing and burning with disappointment. So, buckle up and let's dive into this wild ride!
You'll take control of a pilot riding on a huge warbird in 'The Falconeer.' The game is set in a diverse open-world ocean known as the Great Ursee. Here, you’ll engage in dogfights against rival pilots, which sounds exhilarating until you realize you've looped around the same spot four times because you can’t figure out how to steer smoothly (thanks, warbird stamina!). The combat involves managing your bird’s stamina while firing off various weapons at your enemies, which can feel somewhat like trying to win an arm-wrestling contest with a sponge—soft and unpredictable. Thankfully, as you progress, you unlock new weapons and upgrades to give you a fighting chance. Just remember, flying and shooting and dodging is harder than it looks and may require a rabid devotion to the fine art of finger gymnastics.
Visually, 'The Falconeer' embraces a unique style: no textures at all! Yep, you heard it right. Every visual element is created using math instead of textures—so it’s a pretty abstract affair. Some may appreciate the artistic experimentation of this approach, while others may find it renders their excitement about flying right into a foggy wall of 'meh.' It looks different, and let’s be honest, those clouds and ocean waves? They’re somewhere between stunning and a quirky Instagram filter. But hey, we can’t all be Picasso. The environments are colorful and imaginative, making you feel like you’re flying through a surreal painting. Bonus points if you can find a flying fish—it's like a treasure hunt in the sky.
'The Falconeer' offers a whimsical journey above the waves filled with combat and exploration, but it also swims into murky waters. Its artistic visuals and expansive ocean make for a unique gaming experience, even if the controls can feel like the bird is using a sleep-inducing throttle. If you're ready to embrace the quirks and unlock your inner falconer despite its shortcomings—in control and combat mechanics—then you might just find a gem resting in the blue. However, if your patience wanes quicker than stamina during those long loops, you might want to wait for the next flight out. Either way, this indie effort by Tomas Sala deserves a wing and a prayer—or maybe just a solid 7 out of 10.