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Review of eFootball 2022 on Xbox Series X/S

by Gemma Looksby Gemma Looksby photo Sep 2021
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Gamefings Score: 3
Released: 30 Sep 2021
Genre: Sports
Developer: Konami
Publisher: Konami

Introduction

Welcome, dear readers, to the wild world of eFootball 2022 - a game as charming as a one-legged pigeon at a bird show. This experience promises to take your football fandom and give it a good slap in the face with a wet fish. But shall we dive in, or should we call it a disaster before we start?

Gameplay

First off, let's talk about gameplay. Now, if you thought you were signing up for a realistic soccer experience akin to your favorite Champions League match, think again. Instead, you might find yourself looking more like a toddler trying to kick a football for the first time. And yes, the game's controls have been described as "finicky" - a technical term meaning they make even the most skilled player look like they just took off their training wheels without knowing how to ride a bike. eFootball 2022 boldly rebranded from its former self, PES, and depending on your tolerance level, you might find that just a clever rebranding won't stop the staggering glitches from crashing your experience. Imagine your favorite player transforming into a confused mannequin, frozen in multiple poses like they just lost a dance-off. Believe me when I say that dribbling feels more like doing the Macarena in quicksand. You'll think you're playing your friends in a friendly head-to-head match, only to find that "friendly" should've been replaced with "chaotic dance party." Despite being marketed as a free-to-play masterpiece of simulation, you might be paying to unlock that glorious Master League or exclusive teams, leading fans to wonder if they inadvertently signed up for a subscription service. And if you dare to play online? Well, don't forget to keep a bucket close by. Laggy servers and cartoonishly hyperactive NPCs ensure you'll be lamenting your poor decision-making skills every step of the way. So gather your friends, pour some drinks, and watch as you all hurl insults at the screen like a pack of football hooligans witnessing a horror show unfold in real time.

Graphics

Ah, the graphics. If you're expecting FIFA-like graphics, prepare for heartbreak. It's as if the folks at Konami decided they wanted their characters to resemble modern art sculptures, where a dribbling masterpiece looks like something a toddler crafted from Play-Doh. The player likenesses? Let's just say that Cristiano Ronaldo looks suspiciously like Brenda from Accounting, which leaves everyone scratching their heads in confusion. With animations reminiscent of the classic PS1 era, you may be graced with moments where players struggle to run, kick, and exist without looking like overcooked spaghetti.

Conclusion

In conclusion, eFootball 2022 attempts the impossible-transforming football into a chaotic simulation that makes you question your love for the beautiful game. It has everything: a convoluted online mode that feels like a bad Tinder experience, graphics that raise more eyebrows than a dad joke at a family reunion, and controls that seem to be designed for someone who's wildly allergic to basic physics. Konami promised they would fix things, but whether they actually deliver is like wondering if your local pizza joint will ever get your order right. So, in the grand tournament of gaming, eFootball 2022 is akin to a last-minute substitute who trips over their own shoelaces before stepping onto the pitch. Here's hoping they pull a miraculous comeback in the future-because right now? It's more of a football farce than a beautiful game. Final score: 3 out of 10. Cheers to the wild rides of gaming - and let's certainly pass on extra time with this one!

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