Fasten your seatbelts, folks! Or at least tighten your web shooters because Marvel: Ultimate Alliance has swung its way onto the PlayStation 2 like it owns the city! Characters you love, like Captain America (aka the World's Mightiest Flag-waver), Spider-Man (your friendly neighborhood arachnid), and some dude named Wolverine (seriously, who is he?) band together to face off against villains and a plot that's as convoluted as a comic book plot could get. It's like the ultimate superhero buddy cop movie, but with less donuts and more spandex.
You'll be controlling a team of four heroes (or villains, if you're into that sort of thing) from a roster of over 20 Marvel characters. It's like a Marvel buffet-just without the food poisoning! The game lets you customize your team in ways that would make even the most distant family members jealous. Got an obsession with Cyclops just because he wears some rad shades? Verify! But why stop there? Why not throw in Wolverine for good measure? It's an RPG system, so you're not just mindlessly punching bad guys (though, let's be honest, a good elbow to the face does feel good). You'll level up your characters and unlock new abilities, giving everyone a reason to flex their biceps and show off their coolest powers. Your team can breeze through missions like it's just another day at the S.H.I.E.L.D. office, though some levels may require you to not just mash buttons like you're trying to crush a cockroach.
Let's not beat around the bush-graphics are not going to break any records. It's solid for PS2 standards, but we've seen better. It's still a delight to watch your heroes spring into action, and they give off that nostalgic sheen of 2006-era graphics. If you squint hard enough, you might convince yourself that it looks almost as good as a Pixar film... okay, maybe not. But at least Hulk's smashing is pretty fun to watch. And we all know he has the best animated rage in the Marvel universe! Each character has multiple outfits, so the hero fashion police would probably approve... as long as you don't make Hawkeye wear a tutu.
So, to wrap it all up with a pretty bow (or a spandex suit, your choice), Marvel: Ultimate Alliance delivers an exhilarating combination of team-up action and RPG gameplay. It's like that childhood fantasy of leading your own superhero squad, except now you don't have to be a pesky child who can only afford one action figure at a time. Just remember, you're not alone in this world of sigma-fueled craziness. If you've ever wanted to yell 'Avengers Assemble!' at your television while managing a bizarre assortment of superheroes, this game is for you. Whether it's playing solo or banding up with friends for some mesmerizing couch co-op, you won't walk away feeling like you wasted time... because let's face it, you ARE the superhero in your mother's basement! Grab your old PS2, hit start, and dive into the best comic book crossover this side of the multiverse. Spoiler alert: Galactus might be mad at you, but you won't care-because you've got friends in high places (and tights).