In an era dominated by gruesome post-apocalyptic shooters, it's refreshing to see a game that embraces the fun side of racing. Enter 'Bang Bang Racing,' a top-down racer that merges the essence of 'Micro Machines' with a family-friendly vibe. Buckle up, because this game has all the twists and turns of a rollercoaster. And while it might not rev your engine to the max, it will certainly keep your thumbs busy!
'Bang Bang Racing' adopts a classic top-down perspective that's sure to spark nostalgia for anyone who spent hours dodging traffic in 'R.C. Pro-Am.' Your objective? Outrace a pack of hilariously cartoonish competitors across various courses while unlocking different cars and liveries. Because nothing says 'I'm a serious racer' quite like a pink sparkly race car. There are four distinct car classes-N-Dura, Evo GT, Protech, and Apex-each featuring five zippy vehicles that handle differently. Sadly, this isn't a game where you can turn your vehicle into a flying beast. It's all about speed, and while drifting skillfully around corners, you might just yank your hair out in frustration or joy, depending on whether you hit a shortcut or a wall. The gameplay experience leans heavily on local multiplayer for those who still have friends willing to share a couch, which makes for some hilarious (and occasionally hostile) races. You'll find yourself shouting encouragement or insults at your pals, the game disrupting any semblance of cordiality by offering split-screen chaos. Let's just say, your sofa might feel a bit cramped, but your competitive side will be thriving! Each of the nine courses can be spun around and reversed, giving rise to a total of 54 unique configurations. Getting lost in a maze of shortcuts will become a rite of passage. Word of caution: do not attempt to use this game as a driving lesson; it's more suited to your inner child than your actual driving skills. And remember kids, no shortcuts mean there's no shortcut to your racing excellence!
Visually, the game rocks a vibrant, compact art style reminiscent of retro racers, packed with colors brighter than a neon sign in Vegas. Think of it as the love child of 'Mario Kart' and 'LittleBigPlanet'-an explosion of colorful chaos that feels welcoming to gamers of all ages. However, one might argue that the graphics could use a bit of a polish, making you wish this was a last-gen remaster. Nevertheless, each track features distinct themes and obstacles that look great on screen as you zoom past in a flash of color, leaving your hypothetical enemies to eat your dust-or the exhaust of your snazzy pink sparkly ride.
'Bang Bang Racing' is a wild, fun ride that fans of classic top-down racers will surely appreciate, even if it doesn't quite reach the finish line. Its simple mechanics ensure accessibility for players of all ages, but the emphasis on local multiplayer can leave solo racers feeling a bit lonely. The absence of weapons and online modes, which some racing fans cherish, might be a misstep in the eyes of those who prefer a more chaotic racing experience. Still, if you can rally your friends for a split-screen showdown, this game serves as a delightful reminder that racing doesn't always need to be about the guns and mayhem. So, if you're in the mood to embrace your inner racer, or you've been craving a dash of color and laughter in your life, 'Bang Bang Racing' can still provide some good old-fashioned fun. It may not be the stuff of legends, but it's an entertaining romp that proves racing games don't have to take themselves too seriously. Just put on your racing gloves and prepare to leave your friends in the dust, all while laughing uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all!