If there's a horseman who knows how to throw a good tantrum, it's Death - even more so when he is on a quest to prove his brother's innocence. Darksiders II follows the not-so-gothic style of its predecessor, while adding more explorations, bigger maps to trot, and an infinite number of things to hit with various pointy weapons. Buckle up, because the ride through this post-apocalyptic wonderland is full of puzzles, scythes, and things that go boom.
Darksiders II has you hopping into the shoes of Death, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, which is basically like being the edgiest kid at the playground, but with a better wardrobe. Armed with dual scythes (because one is just too mainstream), you're let loose to hack, slash, and puzzle your way through a world brimming with undead baddies and mystical secrets. Instead of linear gameplay, you'll be thrust into a variety of large open maps laden with side quests, secrets, and of course, *loot*. The dungeon-crawling aspect is truly where Darksiders II shines. From colossal versions of Leviathan to being chased by a demonic overlord, you'll often find yourself gripping that controller a little too tightly. Movement is key. You'll be designed like a flexible gymnast, jogging on paths, scaling walls, and making dives that would make Olympic athletes weep. The game mixes combat with interactive puzzles, requiring not just brawn but a dash of brainpower-levers, portals, and doing everything short of cooking dinner in order to get from point A to point B. But don't worry, you'll never have to cook a meal, unless you consider a slice of cake for beating a boss as cooking! Where the elements of customization come in is through the RPG-like leveling system. You gain experience, upgrade your skills, and choose from a deep skill tree while also getting your hands on gear that would send the fashion police into a tizzy. Let's not forget about Death's trusty steed, Despair, ready to carry you across the land while you slice through with your scythes, showcasing that you literally can run with the devil (unless you're in the dungeons, then it's horse-free time).
Graphically, Darksiders II runs smooth as butter on PlayStation 3, but if you're imagining a Milky Way of graphical prowess, you might be slightly disappointed. While the character designs dazzle with intricate details and the environments are lush, the lighting and textures can sometimes scream, 'I'm a last-gen title!' However, this doesn't ruin the overall experience; it instead feels like a nostalgic dive into yesteryear's beautifully crafted realms. Just think of it as a classic comic book come to life - all sharp edges and bold colors, making it not exactly revolutionary but certainly a feast for the eyes.
Darksiders II is a breath of fresh air amidst a sea of monotony in action RPGs. With a compelling story, tons of exploration, and the kind of loot that would make any Dungeon Master proud, it is a game worth investing your time in, even if you are simply a scythe-wielding grim reaper looking to prove your brother's innocence. So saddle up, dive into the chaos, solve some puzzles, and enjoy slashing through the little annoyances life throws your way - or at least the undead. Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses their soul... literally.