Earthworm Jim HD, a delightful blend of nostalgia and questionable life choices, transports you back to when animation was just a line away and the only sense of danger came from leveling up your platforming skills. Our hero, Jim-a worm in an indestructible suit-braves the wacky universe with a trusty blaster, proving that sometimes, you can be a hero even if you're literally a lowly invertebrate.
At its core, Earthworm Jim HD keeps the same gameplay roots that made its 1994 original a darling in the platforming genre. You control Jim as he leaps (or wiggles, really) through various levels filled with bizarre enemies, spikes, and traps that exist purely to ruin your day. The controls are tight, responding immediately to your commands, allowing you to perform a series of acrobatic feats that resemble more of a flashy dance than a traditional platforming experience. Gameloft made sure to spice things up for HD, reintroducing some of our favorite levels from the original while adding new ones that feel fresh yet familiar. The level design is sleek but laden with quirky elements; you might find yourself flinging Jim around like a yo-yo or rescuing his canine friend, Peter Puppy, who no doubt has some serious issues with targeting. The head-whipping mechanic is back, but this time it feels more fluid and allows for combos that would make a fighting game character envious. Plus, throwing out some puns with Jim's witty dialogues between levels adds an extra layer of enjoyment, as if you were mindlessly binging a sitcom with your buddies while munching on pizza rolls.
Visually, the HD remake is a treat for the eyes. The graphics have received some much-needed polish, transforming the once pixelated worm and his friends into smooth, vibrant versions of their 16-bit selves. Backgrounds are detailed and alive, flaunting colors that pop more than a box of incorrectly microwaved popcorn. The animations are fluid, and the images scream '80s cartoons but with the visual fidelity we expect in a world of high-definition gaming. Honestly, your eyeballs will thank you for the visual upgrade as they beheld the cartoon-like insanity of Queen Slug-for-a-Butt and friends. Eventual bouts with bosses are a joy as you shift through fantastical landscapes, and it feels rewarding to finally whip their butts after they've thrashed you a dozen times.
Earthworm Jim HD captures the fantastically ridiculous spirit of its predecessors while presenting it in a format that appeals to both newcomers and veteran worm slingers. Sure, there may be moments when you feel like you need a life coach after repeated failures, but that's part of the charm, isn't it? With its revamped graphics, slightly refined gameplay mechanics, and an abundance of whimsical humor, this HD remake finds itself comfortably nestled in the worthy cabinet of nostalgic gaming. Recommendations? If you ever need to feel like a brave animal superhero (who also happens to be a worm), jump into Earthworm Jim HD on PlayStation 3. Just remember to stretch before you fling! 8/10, because like Jim, sometimes we all need to wiggle our way through difficulties, but the fun is worth it.