Jet Set Radio, originally known as Jet Grind Radio because apparently 'set' had too much street cred for the US market, is a game where you skate, spray paint, and risk your life evading police while looking totally cool doing it. Who knew vandalism could be this artistic? Released for the PS3, this HD remaster brings a dose of nostalgic insanity with a sprinkle of chaos, like your last birthday party but without the questionable karaoke performances.
In the game, you step into the rollerblades of a gang member (let's be real, it's a colorful group of misfit kids) in the dystopian land of Tokyo-to. Your mission? Tag up rival gangs with an insane amount of graffiti while avoiding overly aggressive law enforcement. The gameplay consists of three types of levels: Street, Rival Showdown, and Trial. In Street levels, you'll hastily tag previously occupied graffiti points while racing against a timer-because nothing spikes your adrenaline like the possibility of getting caught by the cops. The game also encourages you to chase down rival gang members and spray them with graffiti because really, who doesn't want a bit of artistic competition while skating? Performance-wise, you'll need to gather spray cans to refill your aerosol arsenal, dodge enemy attacks, and pull off sick tricks that would easily result in broken limbs in real life.
The cel-shaded graphics are as vibrant as a 90s rave - all colors and sharp edges. Imagine a world where a cartoon sprang to life and decided to take a graffiti tour of Tokyo. The characters are exaggerated and practically dripping with personality, making even the police dogs look stylish. It's a visual treat that stands the test of time; you'll find yourself marveling at how 'cartoonish' does not equal 'cheap.' It's like a moving art piece, and if it doesn't inspire you to hashtag 'aesthetic' on your Instagram, then I don't know what will.
Jet Set Radio is not just a game; it's a cultural phenomenon wrapped in a skateboarding, graffiti-laden package. The soundtrack is a killer, featuring tracks that will have you nodding your head and wishing you could join in on the madness. Although not everything is perfect-camera controls can be a bit fidgety at times-the overall experience is a delightful blend of action, creativity, and just the right amount of chaos. Unless you're looking for a boring dinner plate of 'realism,' I can confidently recommend this game. So strap on your skates, graffitied health bars, and dodge that police spray of mediocrity. Grab some paint cans; it's time to hit the streets!