If you thought solving a Rubik's Cube was tough, allow me to introduce you to Q*bert: the original antihero of the gaming world. This epic retro classic emerged from the colorful and chaotic arcade scene in the early '80s, and it's hopped its way to the PlayStation 3 - grids and all! But can a game where you play as a little orange guy with no arms still win the heart of the modern gamer, or is it time to leave Q*bert in the dusty nostalgia bin with VHS tapes and pogs?
Let's break this down: You control Q*bert, the titular guy, by hopping around a pyramid of cubes and changing their colors like an overzealous artist at a paintball fight. The objective? Turn all the cubes into the target color before the enemies - who apparently took their cue from bad childhood nightmares - can ruin your day. Each level dials up the challenge like a bad date on a rollercoaster higher than your caffeine tolerance. You'll encounter Coily, the purple snake who really needs to chill, Ugg and Wrongway, who have a knack for always moving in the wrong direction, and Slick and Sam, the green annoyances who just love to mess with your perfectly painted masterpieces. Points galore await as you hop your way through progressively maddening levels, all while trying not to send yourself toppling off the pyramid like you're in a very abstract version of Chutes and Ladders. In true retro style, the game requires precision and a knack for pattern recognition. Each cube must be jumped on multiple times, and the strategy becomes a race against time and foes. Power-ups? You bet! Grab a disc and teleport back to safety - but be quick; your daunting adversaries won't be far behind, and if you're not careful, you'll end up as a snack for Coily.
Graphically, Q*bert's PS3 iteration shines brighter than the sun in July. But as we gaze upon the psuedo-3D cube action, we also see that it still retains that unmistakable retro charm. The isometric view positively screams 'arcade classic' while the colorful palette can sometimes feel like a kaleidoscopic fever dream. It's highly stylized, sure, but don't expect anything too shiny; we're still within the realm of charming blocky graphics rather than glorified CGI. Just hole up in a room without windows and you might even think you're back in the '80s when life was simpler and parental controls were more lenient.
Q*bert for the PS3 is like visiting your grandma's house: warm, fuzzy, and filled with quirky character. Sure, it may not be as intoxicating as the modern gaming experiences, but what it lacks in complexity, it makes up for with charm and nostalgia. So if you're ready to tackle colorful pyramids and dodge some truly ridiculous foes, grab that PS3 controller and embrace the hop. Just keep an eye out for Coily - that dude means business. By the end, you might just find yourself hopping back into Q*bert's shoes a few times more. Overall, Q*bert on the PS3 earns a respectable 7 out of 10 in my book. It's a feel-good trip down memory lane and a delightful challenge. Just remember: swearing is not allowed unless you're playing Q*bert; after all, he made it cool long before social media was a thing!