So, you want to be a Viking? Put down that old loaf of bread and pick up your virtual axe, because 'Assassin's Creed Valhalla' is here to help you live out your wildest Norse fantasies – minus the actual combat training and potential fraudulently claimed heritage, of course.
'Valhalla' invites you to step into the boots of Eivor Varinsdottir. As our beefy protagonist dashes across beautiful landscapes, they can choose to be as stealthy as a cat (albeit, a gigantic and highly dressed one) or charge ahead into open combat, all while building a charming little Viking settlement. Who knew pillaging could be this fun? The game has all the trappings we've come to love from the Assassin's Creed formula but adds a sprinkle of charisma and gel for that Viking style. There's dual-wielding, new and exciting weapons (think flails, your own personal dual axing marvel!), and the ‘Odin Sight’ feature turns your bird into a raven, which definitely beats carrying your groceries. You can also customize your Eivor (beard options? check. Production-focused raider aesthetic? Double-check.) and craft alliances with various kingdoms. Depending on how inclined you are to make friends and influence people, expect to spend hours either negotiating or sword-fighting your way into the history books of England.
Visually, 'Valhalla' is an absolute feast for the eyes, and not just because you’ll soon be acquiring a bellyfit for festival feasts. From the Northern fjords of Norway to the lush green fields of England, this game is filled with breathtaking landscapes. It’s essentially like a postcard you can control, and nothing says immersive gaming like capturing a sunset over a battlefield while pondering which way your next mead should go – kinda. Oh, and did I mention the character models? Face animations are so expressive, you might just wonder if Eivor’s about to crack a joke (sorry, a Viking doesn't tell jokes, they just engage in witty repartee, ya know!).
'Assassin's Creed Valhalla' is ultimately about finding your slice of Viking life – and if you get lost in the murders, betrayals, and a hint of mythology along the way, well, isn't that just par for the course? With endless activities, colossal maps, and a story more twisted than a Norse myth, it's a triumph that balances all the structures that make Assassin’s Creed games beloved. So, grab your helmet (or not), brew yourself a hearty beverage, and prepare to raid – because this Viking saga is one time you don't want to say, 'I'm going to wait for a sale!'. En garde, or however you say it at that period in history!