If you've ever wondered what it's like to be the world's most dedicated lacrosse player without having to wear a ridiculous helmet, look no further than Casey Powell Lacrosse 16. This is the kind of game that makes you question your life choices. You realize you could have been doing anything else—but here you are, dodging digital defenders instead. Strap in, folks, because this review will—hopefully—be as action-packed as a suburban field on a Saturday afternoon.
The gameplay of Casey Powell Lacrosse 16 is like that of any sports game, which means you can expect plenty of running, ball passing, and only occasional dangerous cross-checking. You can choose from over 50 collegiate teams and about 9 pro lacrosse teams—all of which sound impressive until you realize that most people immediately associate ‘lacrosse’ with elaborate ‘Who-on-earth-plays-that?’ decorations on their wall. The mechanics are straightforward: run, dodge, throw, repeat. For a sports simulation, it pretty much adheres to the ‘shoot, pass, and pray’ school of gameplay design. Tutorials help, but let's be honest—if you ordered this game, you probably already have a vague notion of what lacrosse is and aren’t afraid to Google rules when things start getting wild. The controls are accessible, so even the uncoordinated can stumble their way through a match. The game features a career mode that’s supposed to make you feel like an up-and-coming lacrosse superstar. Spoiler alert: there are no cutscenes featuring dramatic injury recoveries. You can climb through the ranks (or just enjoy an everlasting mediocrity) and even customize your player, or rather, create a manifestation of your alter ego—all while your real-life friends judge you mercilessly for spending hours crafting your digital persona instead of doing literally anything else.
Graphically, Casey Powell Lacrosse 16 is... well, serviceable, to say the least. It looks good enough for the PS4, meaning the players are somewhat recognizable as humans instead of animation blobs, which is always a previous concern. The environments are decent—though, unless you’re an avid fan of lacrosse fields from the mid-2000s, you probably won’t find much to write home about. Expect lush green grass that looks like it’s just come from a round of fertilizer rather than a rigorous mowing schedule. The animations can be janky at times, and the commentators could use a better script—or at least some caffeine while executing their lines. The real highlight comes during the elaborate goals you can pull off, which light up the screen. Admiring your own moves is the sort of narcissism that feels particularly rewarding when you’ve spent far too much time plotting to impress your imaginary lacrosse friends. There’s something satisfying about watching that little pixelated ball fly past the goalie who seems to have decided rendering basic moves was not on his contract that day.
In summary, Casey Powell Lacrosse 16 is a game perfect for those who want to pretend they are cooler than they actually are—and how could you not want that? It’s no FIFA, and it may not bring world peace any time soon, but if you are tired of the usual sports games and are keen to explore a sport that tends to hang out in the shadows, this could be where your journey begins. Sure, your friends might not understand your obsession with this weird sport, but that just means you’re special. Like a fine wine—or, perhaps, a very thick cardboard cutout of Casey Powell himself. The game manages to be entertaining despite its humble execution, earning it a solid score of 6 out of 10, mainly because it feels like a slap on the back for even acknowledging lacrosse exists. Pick it up if you find yourself searching for something niche to bore your friends with at your next social gathering. They’ll love the enthusiasm. Trust me.