Imagine a game where you battle demons and save a mystical mountain, but instead of a brooding anti-hero, you have an adorable family. Welcome to Children of Morta! In this wholesome roguelike action RPG, you defend your home while also dodging calls from your parents about why you aren’t married yet. Gather your family, save Mount Morta, and maybe pet a puppy or two along the way! This game has everything—action, family bonding, and a few existential crisis moments over coffee brewed from demon tears. Let’s dive in!
You’ll play as various members of the Bergson family, each more dazzling (and definitely more interesting) than the last. You start off with a few characters and unlock new ones as you level up your family—because quite frankly, saving the world is a family affair! Each character has their unique strengths, weaknesses, and that one awkward uncle we all have who can't stop referencing 80s movies. The dungeons are like that unkempt attic you always swore you’d clean but just never got around to. Procedurally generated, they’re filled with dangerous creatures, treasures, and occasional family drama in-between battles. You’ll fight your way through these beautifully crafted dungeons, returning home for family meetings where characters sometimes drop profound wisdom, or just complain about the weather. It’s just like real life, minus the dried spaghetti on the walls! The combat? Fast and flurry, akin to running in a game of tag where the demons forgot to read the rules and decided they preferred kitchen knives. Button-mashing and strategic dodging will keep you on your toes while discovering the nuances of each character. Some days you’ll swing swords, and other days, you might throw fireballs while yelling “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” It’s all part of the family charm.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the graphics of Children of Morta. If you’ve ever wanted to play a storybook come to life, this is it. Think high-quality art combined with stylized visuals that’ll make you question why your own family portraits don’t look this good. The colors pop with vibrancy, and it subtly draws you into the world, where even the pixels seem to giggle every now and then. Occasionally, you’ll stop mid-fight just to appreciate how ridiculously gorgeous it all looks. Yes, I may be crushing on a video game, and no, you can’t judge me.
Overall, Children of Morta is the perfect remedy for anyone looking to save a fantastical world while simultaneously bonding with an eclectic family. The gameplay keeps you coming back for more, the graphics are breathtaking, and you’ll leave each dungeon feeling like you’ve not only saved the day but also rekindled childhood memories of family get-togethers—minus the arguing over the last slice of pizza. So grab your controller, join the Bergson family, and prepare for an adventure that might just make you text your relatives to check in. Who knew fighting demons could bring families closer together? Rating: 8.5/10, because let’s be honest, it’s hard to find a perfect family, especially if they’re trying to slay evil.