If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a time machine mated with a colorful platformer, you’re in luck! 'Clockwork Aquario' is back from the dead after almost three decades, bringing along its charming cast and a quirky gameplay style that has more throwbacks than an ab workout. Let’s dive into the whimsical world of this retro-platform adventure where Tess and Bess (or is it Huck and Elle?) battle the dastardly Dr. Hangyo. Spoiler: he's just like every mad scientist you’ve ever met — evil and wearing lots of green.
In 'Clockwork Aquario', players bounce between five fantastically colorful stages, dishing out steampunk justice to minions in dire need of a toss. You can choose between three charming characters—Huck, Elle, or a robot pal named Gush—each equipped with the extraordinary ability to throw enemies and each other, because why not? Sure, it’s totally normal to pick your friend up by the shoulders and hurl them into a horde of baddies! The gem of the gameplay is the combo-chaining frenzy that keeps scoring exhilaratingly fun. You stomp, slap, and throw your way through levels brimming with bizarre power-ups and plenty of primary colors that would make even a toddler dizzy. There’s a beautiful chaos to the action, especially when you enlist a second player for some good old-fashioned cooperative mayhem. Just try to avoid the conversation of who threw who into the abyss — it can get messy. Besides the standard fare of power-ups and health items (which restore your shredded clothes when you lose a life because that’s apparently a thing), players must defeat sub-bosses to earn keys that unlock the real bosses. The challenge intensifies beautifully here, as you try your best not to let Dr. Hangyo’s goons mess up your carefully-cooked combo scheme. The game operates on a two-hit points system — one hit leaves you tattered and the second sends you back to your last checkpoint, which is a helpful metaphor for life in general.
One cannot understate the vibrant visuals in 'Clockwork Aquario'. Picture a candy shop after a spritzy rainbow fountain party and you'll have an inkling of what to expect. The art style is a delightful throwback to the charming sprite-based designs of the Sega Mega Drive era, so if you grew up drooling over pixel art, prepare to fall in love all over again. The environments are dressed to the nines with whimsical detail, from whirling gears to floating islands that seem to defy gravity. It's all wonderfully flashy and chaotic, like a birthday party filled with over-caffeinated kids. Complimenting this eye candy is a soundtrack that shimmies so gleefully, you might forget to actually play the game and just start tapping your feet instead.
'Clockwork Aquario' is a delightful testament to the perseverance of classic gaming. It carries the quirky spirit of arcade fun straight into the modern era, proving that even the longest projects can find their way to the spotlight — even if it only took them 28 years to get there. Although its brevity and certain gameplay quirks may leave some gamers yearning for more substance, those who appreciate co-op chaos and nostalgia will revel in its joyous anarchy. Just remember: if a friend launches you off into the next screen, don’t take it personally… it’s just part of the Clockwork experience! So, throw on that happy face, gather a group of friends, and prepare for a whirlwind of throw-tastic fun in this unique platforming escapade. Just watch yourself around Dr. Hangyo; that guy means business!