Disintegration tries to be the Swiss army knife of video games, combining first-person shooting with real-time strategy elements. While it doesn’t fully comprehend what kind of knife it wants to be, it does manage to take a few stabs at creating something unique—mostly resulting in confused looks instead of glorious victories. Buckle up, as we dive into the world of this ambitious, albeit bumpy, ride!
Starting off, you grab control of Romer Shoal, a Gravcycle pilot who somehow manages to make a spaceship-segway hybrid look entirely unglamorous. Floating above the ground, your main task is to command a four-person squad, turning them into your own personal army while fending off the robotic bad guys. Those bad boys are part of Rayonne, a faction hell-bent on making everyone go through an extreme makeover—robotic edition. Challenging? You bet! The gameplay is split between commanding your squad and doing your best to not crash your Gravcycle into a wall. Each team member has their unique abilities and playstyle. For instance, if you fancy launching powerful attacks while holding up traffic, you might opt for Heavy, even though he does resemble the sluggish bear of the group. And let’s be real: when you accidentally activate your squad's ultimate move and have to watch them fumble through their uncoordinated chaos, the challenge turns into hilarity. Players who develop a knack for multitasking will thrive, while those of you who struggle with basic dot-to-dot puzzles may want to take a seat. In a rather grim twist, even the squad's abilities have cooldowns. This means you'll need to carefully choose when to unleash your chaos-inducing friends on the unsuspecting baddies while also crossing your fingers and hoping nothing goes awry. The learning curve isn't quite a Mount Everest, but it's definitely an awkward hill that demands you grasp squad positions and abilities. If you're one of those unlucky souls who plays Call of Duty by simply running with a weapon out, Disintegration might have you taking a long, hard look at your gaming habits. What’s more? Multiplayer can be a wild ride. But hang on tight—people once claimed it supported up to 10 players at once. Touted as a potential naval battle but in the skies, it was simply more of a theoretical math problem where half the time you’d just end up playing hide and seek. Unfortunately, the multiplayer community struggled—much like your first attempt trying to ride a bike without training wheels—and was unplugged shortly after launch. So, if you plan to embark on this co-op catastrophe, be prepared to embrace the single-player chaos and accept that your only team may act more like a sitcom cast than a group of elite soldiers.
Visually, Disintegration can be likened to an innovative tech demo mixed with graphics that would likely have blown minds back in the late aughts. Using Unreal Engine 4, it's impressive, yet some environmental designs scream "I finished in a hurry!". Landscapes can feel vast and lonely, which matches the general atmosphere of a post-apocalyptic setting. While it's more colorful than your average dreary shooter, it falls short in both details and pop. The character designs are somewhat appealing, maintaining a comic-like feel that classes well with the art direction. However, the animation of your squad feels less like an elite unit and more like a kindergarten playdate on a sugar rush. Menus and interfaces? Well, they follow the same ethos— functional but bland, like a bag of unflavored chips. Graphics fans may want to look elsewhere or prepare to revisit their definition of 'good enough'.
In conclusion, Disintegration is a game that certainly swings for the fences but often ends up striking out. The challenge lies not only in mastering your squad dynamics and Gravcycle skills but also navigating the occasionally frustrating gameplay depths. It does manage to offer a refreshing concept that's somewhat ironic given its title: disorientation can overshadow any aspiring integration. While it may not achieve the high-flying operations it promised, it stands as a testament to trying something different. If you have a penchant for eccentricities and bizarre hybrid gameplay, Disintegration could serve as your quirky side dish. Just don’t be surprised if it leaves an aftertaste of missed opportunities. So if this review makes you curious, remember: for every shot that misses, there's always the next round. And if nothing else, you can always brag about battling robotic foes in a floating segway. Just don't mention how you crashed it into a wall.