Imagine a world where the Earth is underwater because we couldn’t figure out recycling. Welcome to Earth Atlantis! This game drops you into a world where Manhattan is now a coral reef and your ride is a submarine. Yes, a submarine—because apparently, just swimming isn’t cool enough anymore. Join me as we dive into this pixelated abyss of side-scrolling shooting, questionable life choices, and boss fights that make you question your existence.
In Earth Atlantis, you take control of a submarine, because clearly, the best solution for post-apocalyptic problems is to drive an underwater tank while shooting aquatic enemies. Each mission revolves around exploring the depths of the ocean, which is probably just as murky as my last attempt at online dating. You choose from a variety of underwater vehicles—think less Batmobile and more sea animal gone rogue. Your map serves as your best friend and worst enemy, guiding you through your next objective and reminding you that getting lost is part of the charm. The gameplay flows like a moderately exciting episode of a nature documentary, where you shoot fish instead of just watching them. Small fry enemies swarm your submarine like mosquitoes at a summer BBQ, and occasionally, you’ll have to take down bosses that require more strategy than a chess match against a six-year-old. Power-ups are sprinkled throughout, like sweets in a candy store, but just like real-life candy, too much can lead to potential regret. The mechanics are simple enough for a toddler to understand, yet the challenge escalates to the point where even an octopus might give you a run for your money. The pacing is a tad uneven, making you wonder if the developers had a coffee break between stages or two. Ultimately, the goal is to uncover the mysteries of this aquatic wasteland, while collecting shiny trinkets along the way—because who doesn’t love trinkets? They’re practically the currency for getting your space-crafts nicely polished in an underwater garage. Spoiler alert: There’s a chance you’ll meet your doom more times than you can count, and each time, you’ll be asking, 'What exactly am I doing with my life?'
Here’s where things get interesting. The graphics of Earth Atlantis sport a beautifully drawn art style that feels like an animated watercolor gone slightly rogue. Remember those childhood days with paint that looked great but ultimately led to your mother's panic? That’s the vibe here: an attractive mess. The visuals ooze charm, portraying vivid underwater landscapes filled with all sorts of fishy nastiness. I mean, who knew post-apocalyptic oceans could feel anything less than delightfully grim? However, while the artwork shines, it at times feels like it’s just dancing on the thin line between artistic brilliance and obscured chaos. Smaller enemies may blend into the background like your attempts at online cram courses, making enemy encounters occasionally feel like surprise parties that you weren’t quite invited to. The animations are largely fluid, though you may end up questioning whether the motion of your submarine is influenced by the speed of sea turtles and a cup of tranquil tea. Overall, the graphics are engaging, providing a backdrop that you might find yourself admiring, if you weren’t busy trying to dodge a squid with a bazooka.
Earth Atlantis presents an intriguing mix of engaging gameplay and whimsical graphics smothered in bad decisions and marine metaphors. It shines as an indie title that grabs your attention with its artwork and keeps you entertained through its combat. Sure, it’s not flawless and not everyone’s cup of tea. But if you enjoy a session of underwater chaos with a sprinkle of exploration and an occasional existential crisis, then it might just be the game for you. Plus, it’s infinitely better than wading through the ocean yourself—unless you’re a marine biologist, in which case, diver who? Grab your submarine, take a plunge, and let's hope you find Atlantis before you have to explain to your friends why you bought an indie game about underwater tanks.