Elden Ring Nightreign throws you into the chaotic arms of a procedurally generated Limgrave-wait, I mean Limveld. Because what's cooler than the original, right? It's all about the co-op, baby! Grab your best bud (or that one guy who annoys you at parties) and get ready to make some questionable decisions under the perpetual gloom of nightmare rain.
When the game drops you into Limveld, don't expect to just stroll through the creepy fields like you're on a quaint Sunday walk. You'll be teaming up with two other players (yes, teamwork is still a requirement, like brushing your teeth before bed). Your mission? Defeat the Nightlords and end the reign of the mysterious primordial darkness, which, fair warning, could also be my sock drawer after a particularly sweaty day. The gameplay introduces a shrinking area, reminiscent of battle royale games-perfect for those who thought the only thing that could be as brutal as Dark Souls is standing by the buffet table at a party. In three in-game days, you and your mediocre gaming crew have to face the final boss, so pick your characters wisely-just remember that picking the buff guy won't matter if you'd rather have someone speed run into the fresh calamity on the map.
Visually, Elden Ring Nightreign will make you double-take and exclaim 'wow!' right before your friend blames your mediocre skills for your fatal stab into a bush. The graphics are incredible, with a moody atmosphere that captures the essence of despair-and possibly the remnants of that pizza you had last night. Each character design pairs beautifully with the game's art direction, really hitting the home run that is 'we're in a dark fantasy world; don't expect sunshine and rainbows'. You can almost feel the gloom dripping off your controller-oh, wait, that's just me sweating over a boss fight.
Elden Ring Nightreign brings the cooperative chaos of the Souls universe into a roguelike format, effectively shaking up gameplay expectations like an overzealous barista with a blender. Although it thrives on co-op play, solos can still stomp their way through the darkness like an overconfident toddler. In the end, with killer visuals and a story as deep as a kiddie pool, this game is likely to keep you glued to your screen, questioning your life choices while patting yourself on the back for surviving the incessant tidal wave of anguish. Earning an 8.5 out of 10 is aptly deserved, though just know that this rating is mostly due to the fact that I can now brag about my co-op skills with a slight air of superiority-until my friends remind me of all the times I accidentally ran into a fireball while trying to look cool. Happy gaming!