Evil West is basically what you get when you mix vampires, cowboys, and a gauntlet that would make Thanos jealous. You play Jesse Rentier, a vampire hunter who spends most of his time explaining to people that vampires are indeed real, and they've taken over the American frontier—because apparently, the Wild West wasn't chaotic enough. If you can wrap your head around all of this while simultaneously smashing vampire faces into the dirt, welcome to the world of Evil West.
Gameplay in Evil West is fairly straightforward: shoot stuff, punch stuff, electrocute stuff. You’ve got revolvers, rifles, and, because why not, a flamethrower. Oh, I forgot to mention your lovely gauntlet that gives off enough electrical jolts to make even a Tesla envious. Enemies are gloriously over-the-top; you’ll find yourself performing special execution moves that feel less like superhero powers and more like an aggressive game of whack-a-mole. Co-op gameplay is a highlight, allowing another bewildered soul to join you in your quest to take down unholy creatures instead of avoiding their aura together. Mind you, you might end up arguing about who gets to keep the loot, so be prepared for friendships to be tested the moment you step onto the battlefield.
Graphically, Evil West couples big, breathy landscapes with character designs that scream 'I just woke up from a century-long nap.' The world is colorful, but you can’t help but question if the artists were raised under the West Texas sun or a glowing neon sign. If you're a fan of retro graphics blended with modern flair, this game has you covered. Pop it in and prepare for a lot of enemies to simply pop out of the screen—sometimes literally; it’s like they forgot to finish rendering a couple of them before releasing.
In summary, Evil West delights and frightens in equal measures. It’s immersive enough to lose a few hours in but don't hold your breath for it to redefine the genre. It's a tad repetitive; smashing buttons is a fitting metaphor for a relationship built on unreliable communication and too many trips to the convenience store. If you’re down for simple third-person mayhem with a twist of horrifically witty banter and ghastly showdowns, grab your controller and saddle up. Just don’t forget your sense of humor—or at least a gallon of sarcasm.