Think truck racing is all about dull, lumbering behemoths barely moving at a snail's pace? Think again. Welcome to the FIA European Truck Racing Championship, a game that makes the idea of a 'slow adventure' laughable. Who doesn't want to pilot a monstrous truck at ear-splitting speeds while dealing with the agony of physics competing with the airbag-less seats? Buckle up for the ride of your life—or at least a moderately thrilling 30-minute session.
The gameplay mechanics of FIA European Truck Racing Championship introduce players to the fine art of truck racing in all its glory. Imagine your dear friend giving you a hug with one arm, and you dodging that bear as you frantically try to find a way to escape without getting crushed. That’s the essence of this experience. Choose from various teams, customize your truck, then hit the asphalt. Thankfully, it offers a variety of game modes, so you can pretend to be competitive against fellow players until you remind yourself you're just practicing for that inevitable crash. The controls, while intuitive, can feel like wrestling with a bear wearing roller skates at times. Each truck handles differently, and learning how to embrace the lumbering weight and unexpected turns is part of the fun. You can even use the truck’s turbo boost to feel like you’ve suddenly dropped ten energy drinks before an important meeting. Just make sure you use it wisely. It can turn simple overtakes into scenes of incredible drama—or catastrophic disposal of your rearview mirrors.
The graphical fidelity won’t bring tears to your eyes unless those are tears of laughter. While the trucks look muscular and imposing, the environments and crowds can feel a bit like they were designed with an old-school video game from the early 2000s in mind. The tracks are varied, and offer a fair mix of scenic views and unforgiving turns, yet sometimes feel relatively bland. It’s hard to feel immersed when half of your surroundings look like they belong in a game of hopscotch instead of high-octane racing. Ever thought you’d see a game where a truck plows through a dreadfully rendered tree? Here you are.
FIA European Truck Racing Championship is a delightful experience wrapped in a ridiculous context. It's where players can live out their wildest truck-driving fantasies while barely managing to keep at least two of their wheels on the course. Perfect for those with an affinity for big machines and even bigger egos. If you’re looking for iconic graphics, look elsewhere. If, however, you want to be part of a racing simulator that genuinely gets your adrenaline pumping while simultaneously providing a generous dose of amusement, trusty trucks behind the wheel await your command. Grab your friends, crack some jokes, and let the tire screeches mingle with your laughter; this game makes for a good night in. While it's not perfect, it delivers enough fun to keep you from dozing off whilst your dad shares endless trivia about the world's best trucks. What could be a better way to waste your time?