Welcome, dear reader, to my review of Foul Play - a game that might just prove that smashing others in the face can be a theatrical performance too. In a world where the stage is your battleground and the audience witnesses your descent into comedic violence, Foul Play invites you to step into the snazzy shoes of Baron Dashforth and his dimensionally-challenged sidekick, Scampwick. What could possibly go wrong? Spoilers: everything.
Foul Play is, at its core, a side-scrolling brawler. Yes, you heard me right. Imagine a sitcom where two guys relentlessly beat the living daylights out of bad guys while trying to keep an audience entertained. The mechanics are as simple as they get: punch, kick, perform spectacular takedowns, and marvel at how your on-stage persona earns the admiration of imaginary friends, aka the audience. But beware, it’s not just random acts of violence. You’ve got thrust-reversals (a term I just made up), timing-based combos, and even shattering artistic moves that help turn each fight scene into a standing ovation. The more chaotic and entertaining your performance, the better the applause, which is apparently now liquid.
Visually, Foul Play leans into a delightful, cartoonish aesthetic reminiscent of a stylized play. The colors pop hilariously while conjuring up imagery as if Tim Burton designed a Saturday morning cartoon. The characters are as exaggerated as your friend's stories about their weekend plans, and each enemy looks as if they walked straight out of an over-the-top cartoon villain audition. It’s like someone had an epiphany that brawling deserves the same artistic flair as a theatrical production, throwing together a palette that makes every swing of your fists mesmerizing, even if you're technically just handing out paper cuts.
Foul Play might not win any awards for deep storytelling or complex character development, but who needs those when you can hurl a guy into the audience with flair, right? With a score floating between 66 to 69 on Metacritic depending on your platform of choice - yes, we all know Metacritic is essentially the schoolyard for peer pressure - it’s clear that Foul Play lies snugly between decent and 'yeah, I suppose it's fun.' Nonetheless, if you’re a fan of quirky brawlers and enjoy the satisfying dull thud of your fists hitting digital bags of potatoes dressed as villains, then slap down the right amount of your parents' gaming fund and give it a shot. Just remember to stay civil. After all, it’s a show - you’re here to entertain, not to give out real-life concussions.