Imagine a world where every girl in your school has suddenly decided you are the king of attractive dudes, and they're sprinting at you like a pack of crazed deer in heat. Welcome to Gal Gun: Double Peace, a ridiculously over-the-top rail shooter where the only thing standing between you and your true love is a veritable horde of overzealous female classmates! This game is like being chased by a swarm of bees, but instead of bees, you have love-struck schoolgirls and instead of a painful sting, you get a serotonin high - and a deeply furrowed brow over what the heck you're playing.
In this rail shooter, players step into the shoes of Houdai Kudoki, the most popular unfortunate dude in his high school's history. After being hit with a love arrow (let's hope it's enchanted and not just a poorly aimed Cupid), reluctant hearts are thrown your way from every corner, and you've been given the rather cheesy 'Pheromone Shot' as your only means of survival. This isn't your average shooting game, as you'll need to 'subdue' girls instead of outright shooting them - I mean, who knew high school crushes could be this... euphoric? You literally aim at the hordes of swooning classmates, unleashing pheromone shots to keep them at bay while you try to figure out which one could possibly be your true love. This leads to a mixture of cringe and laughter as every character dashes towards you like a player-controlled character in a horror flick, their dedication to love surprisingly aggressive. Utilize your trusty touchpad for some hot 'Doki-Doki Mode' action. Spoiler alert: squeezing those commands feels oddly satisfying. With 70+ girls to woo or dodge, expect multiple branching paths that lead to a variety of endings. So whether you want to start a subtle romance with your childhood friend or deal with that girl who always complains about your locker position, the game's got you covered!
Visually, the game is like a charmingly nostalgic picture of what the gaming world thought 2016 would be. The vibrant colors might make you want to shove the disc into your neighbor's face just to share the joy, but there's also this distinctly 'I made this in my basement' aesthetic that feels oddly right for a game of this nature. Every character is exaggerated in terms of design, clearly pulling from anime tropes that would either make fans squee with delight or cringe at the awkwardness. Think bubblegum pastel colors and very little of HDD release realism. It's not your typical PS4 power showcase, but hey, it knows exactly what it's aiming for!
In a nutshell, Gal Gun: Double Peace is the kind of game that you might want to play in the safety of your room with the curtains drawn and probably a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. Humor, over-the-top maneuvers, and a slapstick approach to romance all blend into a ridiculously fun experience. Sure, it's not everyone's cup of tea - think more along the lines of an iced pumpkin spice latte consumed under the dubious gaze of a hyper-critical coffee snob. Is it a game fraught with controversy? Sure! Is it a good laugh? Absolutely! Balance your gaming life with a dose of cringe and laughter because, in the end, Gal Gun: Double Peace will be a colorful, absurd part of your gaming journey that shows you how far the gaming industry has come in terms of creative storytelling - even if it's just about dodging hordes of lovesick girls!