Welcome to my 'intergalactic monster-hunting experience' review of 'God Eater Resurrection', where you play as a God Eater. Yes, as the title suggests, you’re not just sitting around idly; you’re munching on gods while dodging monsters bigger than your ex's ego. Set in a post-apocalyptic world, where meal options involve a side of blood and guts, this game asks one question: How do you eat a god? In five fun-filled steps!
This game is an action RPG where players wield 'God Arcs'—oversized weapons that also serve as (you guessed it) a means of eating gods. Players duke it out with terrifying Aragami in a series of missions, attempting to outwit these monstrous gods of mischief and gain their tasty, tasty parts (like a monster buffet, but less classy). The game features a character creation system that allows you to customize everything from hair color to the way your character never quite understands how to dodge in the heat of battle. Each mission includes nifty challenges, stamina management, and the satisfying sound of slicing through an Aragami like it’s a warm buttock. Oh, did we mention it was single-player? A lonely journey of soul-eating and regret ensues as you navigate through over 100 missions, which if we're honest, feel oddly therapeutic but also slightly traumatizing.
The graphics are as polished as a well-oiled weapon ready for combat, making sure that when you’re slicing through colossal beasts, it looks both epic and blood-splattered. You could blame the graphics for being too dark and gloomy, but I think it perfectly sets the mood for a post-apocalyptic god-eating extravaganza. Seriously, it looks like your favorite anime came to life and invited you for dinner—Gods served rare, please.
In conclusion, 'God Eater Resurrection' offers a frenetic blend of high-octane action, compelling monster battles, and a splash of monster lunch. While it may not completely reimagine the action RPG genre, it certainly makes a solid case for those looking to try their luck at hunting and eating divine beings (just not in that order). Play if you love monster hunting, mash-ups of characters with delightful quirks, and living life on the edge while hungry. It’s the perfect game for anyone who’s ever wondered what a well-seasoned god would taste like in the midst of glorious, chaotic combat. Spoiler: it’s finger-lickin’ good.