Welcome to the world of 'Just Dance 2016,' where taking a step to the left and then a step to the right can potentially make you feel more like a high school musical star than a couch potato. Ubisoft brings us another installment in a series that seems to release annual sequels at a pace that would make even Call of Duty envious. Buckle up for a review that may not win any dance-offs but will definitely keep you entertained while you sit on your couch, dress code: pajamas.
Yes, you guessed it. You pick a song, attempt to follow the on-screen characters in their pseudo-acrobatic moves, and pray you don't pull a muscle. This game includes modes like Dance Party and Dance Quests, the latter allowing you to compete against... *gasp* a computer! The mechanics haven't changed much, which might lead to a moment of existential dread when you ask yourself, 'Haven't I done this before?' But it's okay-it's still quite addictive (or infuriating, depending on your perspective). The new addition of 'Just Dance Unlimited' might just be what you need to start that Spotify playlist you've always wanted but forgot the password to. The mode offers a subscription service full of songs from previous games, because why choose between making your friends laugh at your dance moves or hearing Taylor Swift on repeat when you can do both? Besides, it also tracks your performance with varying degrees of accuracy-accuracy meaning that sometimes it's more forgiving than your mother. And if you were wondering if this game supports smartphone motion detection, yes. Because juggling a smartphone while also trying not to slip on your family's pet hair really elevates your dance routine to the next level.
Graphically, this game brings you visuals that are as vibrant as your uncle's holiday sweater collection. The environments range from the somewhat mundane living room to more flamboyant backdrops, certainly fitting for dances that may or may not involve wild animals. The dancers are colorful, and though you may not see a Hollywood production-level effort in animation, who cares when the screen flashes rainbow colors? It's like a discount rave in your living room. However, be prepared for some 'interesting' choreography that seems to have been concocted during a midnight brainstorming session by a committee of 3-year-olds and caffeinated raccoons.
In conclusion, 'Just Dance 2016' is still the fun, laugh-a-minute joy of unbridled dancing freedom that the series is known for. If the game were a cocktail, it would be equal parts joy and reality-check-an experience that convinces you that you'll win the next dance-off... before collapsing into a heap of sore muscles and regret. While it's not groundbreaking, and at times feels like a generous rehash of its predecessors, it still offers sufficient enjoyment for parties, family gatherings, and awkward dates where nobody will be sober enough to judge your dance moves. With some memorable tunes and a familiar format, it's definitely worth a spin, as long as you're prepared to look like a fool-in the best possible way!