The long-standing but rarely revived *Kick Off* series makes its 'triumphant' return in *Kick Off Revival*, where the mission is simple: score more goals than your opponents. But is this nearly three-decade-old franchise ready for another go, or should it have remained in the filing cabinet marked 'nostalgia'?
The gameplay is a mixed bag, presenting a control scheme that's reportedly designed for the analog stick-quite the departure from the original's peg-and-walk concept. As with its predecessors, the ball is kicked rather than stuck to a player's feet, but the controls sometimes feel more like herding cats than coordinating a soccer team. Passes can be as unreliable as a vending machine: sometimes they work, and sometimes you wonder if it's just snickering at your expense as your player flails in confusion. The AI? Don't get me started. It's less 'manager' and more 'exasperated uncle at a family BBQ' level of performance. However, if you embrace the randomness, you can enjoy the wacky matches where players sometimes trip over the ball, each other, or their own shoelaces.
Graphically speaking, *Kick Off Revival* feels more like someone slapped a cute sticker on a relic than a proper upgrade. The visuals are reminiscent of PS3 titles, possibly even earlier; everything looks barely acceptable for a 2016 release. Character models seem to have been crafted in a hurry, likely just before closing time at the office bar. It won't win any beauty contests, but at least the rough art style captures a certain charm that might endear it to die-hard fans of the franchise-provided those fans have also taken a good long sip of nostalgia-flavored Kool-Aid.
In conclusion, *Kick Off Revival* is more about rekindling fond memories of yesteryear than delivering a polished contemporary sports experience. It's unlikely to capture the hearts of a new generation of gamers and seems locked in a standoff with its legacy-nostalgic but utterly frustrating. If you're a fan of the series, diving into this title might scratch that old itch, but we recommend tempering expectations with a hefty dose of patience and perhaps some protective gear for the emotional bruises. Kids nowadays have better alternatives to unleash their soccer dreams, leaving *Kick Off Revival* more like an awkward reunion than the good ol' days.