Prepare your thumbs and sanity! "Matterfall," the brainchild of Housemarque, is here to slap you with chaotic platforming and merciless alien blasting! Released on August 15, 2017, this side-scrolling shooter invites you into a world riddled with alien goo, where Avalon Darrow fights like her life depends on it-because it does. Amidst the neon-drenched ambiance, expect to rise, fall, and have a blast (pun intended) as you embrace challenge like it's your new best friend.
Imagine a great crossover of platforming grandeur and frantic shooting with a twist of strategic spatial control; you've just envisioned "Matterfall." You take on the role of Avalon Darrow, an armored crusader navigating a world infested with Smart Matter, an alien ooze that seems to have misplaced its message of friendliness. In this extravagant dance of mayhem, you'll utilize your best moves: jumping, dodging, shooting, and most importantly-building platforms and deploying shields to survive the onslaught. Each level is a devious maze where your ability to think fast and act faster is paramount, especially when relative brain size may or may not determine whether you will live to see another day. The challenge here is no joke! The game's difficulty means you won't just sit back and relax; oh no! It's an exhilarating rollercoaster ride that feels more like a calisthenics workout for your fingers. As foes appear with a zest for destruction, you have to keep your head in the game while mastering platform creation, dodging bullets like a bullet-dodging ninja, and blasting enemies with a level of strategic prowess typically reserved for generals. The frantic nature of enemy spawn points will have you sweating bullets (or just plain sweating) as you learn to anticipate and react faster than the digital Terminators aiming to send you back to your last checkpoint-a lovely little mechanic before eternal doom befalls you. If you thought dodging your responsibility to socialize was intense, try navigating Avalon through the increasingly complex gun-toting mazes of Smart Matter mayhem! But hey, figure it out you must! The game rewards determination and skillful execution. Your ability to adapt while dealing with overwhelming alien forces is akin to trying to study for midterms while your friends blast music in the next room-impossible yet exhilarating when you summon the courage to prevail. True mastery requires persistence and the kind of insane determination usually found in teenagers late for curfew-or players keen on achieving that elusive 100% completion.
Graphically, "Matterfall" flaunts a retro-futuristic aesthetic with a palette of colors that'll tickle your eyeballs! The game bursts into life with vibrant hues and striking visual designs that infuse the chaotic worlds with an enticing flair. It would be a solid 10/10 for style alone, if not for small nitpicks about enemy design potentially inducing eye strain. The effect of the Smart Matter against the backdrop of pixelated glory offers a unique blend of modern and retro that is as visually satisfying as that first bite into a calorie-dense slice of pizza. The environments are well-equipped for exploration, allowing you to employ your platform-building skills without overwhelming your senses (at least not all the time). Just be smart; amid the chaos of battle, the visual distractions can be on fleek, but avoid letting them distract you from dodging those relentless laser beams shooting your way!
To conclude, "Matterfall" is for lovers of challenge and chaos. The essence of skillful play is woven throughout, inviting you to sharpen your reflexes to become the kind of gamer who finds solace amidst the unpredictable battlegrounds. It wasn't just designed to challenge you-it's specifically crafted to make you rethink your approach to every jump and blast. With its vibrant graphics, savage difficulty, and uniquely chaotic gameplay, the game brings ever-present fun, though only for those who can handle heart-pounding mayhem. Dive into the chaos, embrace the challenge, and finally unlock the inner champion-one exasperating level at a time. Just remember, if you throw down the controller in frustration, make sure it lands on a soft surface-because you'll need it to challenge that next level repeatedly. Happy gaming, thumbs-up warrior!