In a world thick with bullets and bizarre boss battles, Mercenary Kings emerges like a mullet-sporting hero from an 80s B-movie. Developed by Tribute Games and released under the weighty banner of 'You funded us on Kickstarter, so we better not disappoint!' this title is a nostalgic throwback to the days when gaming was all about run-and-gun mechanics and pixelated chaos. Strap in as we explore whether this chiseled pixel warrior truly lives up to the hype or just rides on the coattails of nostalgia. Spoiler alert: it kind of does, but with a few hiccups along the way.
Mercenary Kings is a side-scrolling, run-and-gun extravaganza that lovingly pays homage to classic shooters like Metal Slug. Players step into the boots of mercenaries tasked with completing a series of increasingly zany missions that could involve anything from fetching a sandwich to rescuing an evil scientist's cat (not necessarily in that order). Controls are as tight as that pair of pants you refuse to admit you can't fit into after holiday dinners: you can jump, crouch, roll, shoot, and even stab with a melee attack that makes you feel like an underdog hero from some kung fu flick. The missions unfold in a manner reminiscent of Monster Hunter, enveloping you in a cozy central hub from which you can access various challenges. Completing missions earns you rank points, which generally sound more like a convoluted military exercise, but really just allows you to unlock tougher missions that may or may not push your buttons, sometimes literally. Enemies drop loot like a piñata at a child's birthday party, allowing you to craft an impressive arsenal of firearms and weapon mods. Want a flamethrower with a disco ball on the end? Go for it! Your gun can morph into virtually anything - including a weapon of mass destruction or just one that makes kittens cry. However, you'll need to pay attention, as different ammo types don't play well with others. Imagine trying to mix soda and milk - only marginally less disastrous. So, engage your inner gearhead and get crafting - it's a significant part of the fun that adds a personal touch to your war machine.
Artistically, Mercenary Kings looks like someone set loose a box of crayons and a fever dream involving pixel art and 80s cartoons. Paul Robertson's distinctive animation style shines through, evoking fond memories of yesteryear while ensuring you don't scoff at the title's graphical abilities. Backgrounds are vibrant and alive, all jiving along in a world that sometimes feels like it should be playing a synth-heavy soundtrack. Characters animate smoothly and are wonderfully expressive, making your mercenary hero feel like they're on a personal mission to save the world-or at least their next paycheck. Just don't expect the graphics to blow your socks off - it's charmingly retro without making you question your current life choices regarding graphical fidelity.
Mercenary Kings is a declaration of love for the retro run-and-gun genre, effectively blending addictive gameplay mechanics and a whimsical art style. It's not without its quirks, and some players may find frustrations in repetitiveness and challenges that can test the limits of one's patience (looking at you, boss fights). On the whole, if you're looking for a game to blast away the ennui on a lazy weekend, this mercenary shoot-'em-up delivers just the right amount of pixelated mayhem-like a fine taco stand, but with guns. Grab your friends, group up for some co-op runs, and yeah, just remember to keep an eye on your ammo type! Mercenary Kings proves that sometimes all it takes to win a war is a crew, some laughs, and a ridiculously over-engineered gun or two. Give it a shot, just be ready for some chuckles and pixelated carnage along the way.