In a world plagued by dense clouds of dust and zombie-like creatures, welcome to Metal Gear Survive, the first of the Metal Gear franchise to emerge post-creator Hideo Kojima. It's a survival game that mixes survivalist management with the intriguing lore of the Metal Gear universe - and yes, it's as confusing as it sounds.
The main challenge in Metal Gear Survive comes from managing resources like thirst and hunger, while also dodging those lovely crystalline zombie creations known as Wanderers. Your oxygen count is a ticking time bomb, as the game's protagonist navigates the toxic environment called 'The Dust.' Think of it as a twisted version of hide-and-seek, with you hiding from your own sanity. Players must gather resources (because apparently, 'survival' doesn't come from the company's corporate welfare policy) including food, crafting materials, and fast-travel portals - a bit bizarre, given that this is a world where you're more likely to face an army of skeletal zombies than enjoy a peaceful jaunt in a park. Stealth is somewhat your friend here - you'll often find that lunging headfirst into a bunch of hungry, groaning zombies doesn't end well. Your melee options at the beginning are quite punitive; you start with spears and shock batons, but trust me, as fancy as they sound, they work about as well as trying to knock a bear out with an ad for vegan cheese. Gradually, as you progress (and you will need all your wits), you'll unlock bows and firearms. But be aware: mastering the weapons and gadgets takes patience and finesse - a skill tree waits for your upgrades, but only if you can survive long enough to earn some "Kuban Energy." You know, classic RPG mechanics. Oh, and what's survival without a proper camp? You can gather belongings and build a base which serves as your home away from being eaten alive-add farm plots, rainwater collectors, crafting stations, and more! Just don't forget that your survivors can get stuck in the dust and need to be rescued. Who knew saving people from zombie hell could be a group activity? You'll also be putting your time management and logistics skills to the test. With the game having a heavy tower defense component, you'll harness your inner McGyver to construct barricades and automated turrets like some sort of budget apocalypse engineer. Your defense strategies must be spot-on. If the zombies don't get you, you'll certainly starve from all this multitasking.
Visually, it's a mixed bag. Compared to its predecessors in the Metal Gear series, Survive feels like it wandered in from the 'average 2018 game' corner. Still, for a survival game, the atmospheric effects of 'The Dust' and eerie landscapes become effective at setting the mood. Keep your expectations in check: it looks crisp but somewhat dated when stacked against more modern titles - it's like seeing your great-aunt's 2010 laptop still trying to play fortnightly Fortnite.
Metal Gear Survive isn't the resurrection of the Metal Gear series that many hoped for post-Kojima; it plays out more like that awkward cousin who shows up at family gatherings uninvited. It's perplexing and offers a fair amount of challenge, especially if you're all in for the resource management grind and tower defense antics. While it lacks the refined storytelling and character depth of the previous entries, there's something decidedly engaging about mustering through the grind of survival. Test whether fortune favors the dedicated, or if you'll facepalm into the screens as you run out of oxygen for the fifteenth time. In terms of fun and operational challenge, Survive hovers around a 6 out of 10-worth a shot on a lazy weekend, provided you're in a forgiving mood.