The Alliance Alive HD Remastered. Not just a game, but a gripping tale of rebellion against Daemons. Because really, who doesn't want to overthrow an oppressive, otherworldly race while still trying to find time to do your homework?
The gameplay is your typical JRPG fare, featuring a turn-based system that makes fighting Daemons more strategic than deciding whether to use a pencil or pen on that math test. You assemble a party that eventually boasts nine characters, all with their own unique backstories. And roles, mind you! They can't just be there for comic relief (though some may try). You'll be exploring a vast world, saving humans who are probably asking, 'Why is the sky black?' (Spoilers: It’s because Daemons are blocking the sun!). As for the fights themselves, they’re grid-based, giving you the chance to outsmart your foes with formations. It’s like a tactical dance-off, but with more swords and less disco. Characters can level up without needing an experience point system – they 'Awaken'! Sounds a bit like they’re suddenly realizing they’ve been fighting Daemons for way too long...or after too many cups of coffee.
Let’s talk about shininess. The HD remaster does bring a certain luster to the game that wasn’t present on the 3DS. The colors pop like balloons at a birthday party, and the environments feel more alive. However, the character designs resemble something you might expect from a generation past. Think of it as returning to your childhood home only to find the toy box has a fresh coat of paint but still contains the same worn-out action figures. Still, it's nice to see some love given to our pixelated friends.
In conclusion, The Alliance Alive HD Remastered is a charming throwback to the golden age of JRPGs, complete with its fair share of slightly awkward moments and engaging characters. Sure, it's not going to single-handedly overthrow the Daemon overlords of gaming, but it offers a wonderful nostalgia trip for those who yearn for simpler times (when life wasn’t dictated by social media likes). If you’re a fan of traditional turn-based RPGs, this might just be the game you want to keep on your shelf beside all those other titles you’ve been meaning to play. 7/10 for giving us Daemons to overthrow – because honestly, it’s a lot more fun than an algebra test.