In a world where calamities have led to civilizations crumbling faster than your motivation to finish that school project, 'My Time at Sandrock' emerges as a beacon of hope. Or is it a mirage? This sequel to 'My Time at Portia' transports you to a charming desert landscape where you can build, farm, and interact with quirky characters. Spoiler: there are quite a few lizard-men involved, because why not?
Players find themselves in the shoes of a builder who inherits a workshop that probably hasn't seen action since the last time a dinosaur roamed the Earth. You’ll start by fixing a lift for a mining corporation (classic construction project for a rookie), and soon you’re helping to construct something as complex as a stage for the local drama club. This much building and crafting may have you feeling more like Bob the Builder than you ever anticipated. The gameplay includes mining, farming, and accepting commissions, which sounds noble until you realize the only thing you're really building is your procrastination skills. Combat, if you can call it that, features hack-and-slash mechanics that are about as deep as a kiddie pool. You'll quickly discover that while defeating lizardmen-like creatures is necessary, it’s not nearly as fulfilling as, say, planting a row of carrots. But who doesn’t love just casually switching from vandalizing ancient ruins to getting romantic with 21 NPC characters? There’s nothing like collecting sweethearts while collecting crafting materials. Just remember, romance is all fun and games until you accidentally ruin a perfectly good pickaxe in a pirate-themed mini-game.
Visually, 'My Time at Sandrock' shines brighter than your last Tinder date. The graphics are colorful and appealing, making the desert feel more like a sun-drenched paradise than a wasteland full of issues. However, if you’re playing on the Nintendo Switch, be prepared for a more pixelated experience that might remind you of that long-lost Game Boy cartridge. The vibrant animations and environments make it look like a watercolor painting on crack, perfectly juxtaposing the otherwise bleak post-apocalyptic storyline. It’s like the developers gave a bunch of kindergarteners free reign with a box of crayons and said, 'This is our art style!'
Ultimately, 'My Time at Sandrock' is a delightful romp through a world where the post-apocalyptic aesthetic collides with farming sim charm. It may not have the deepest gameplay, and the combat may leave you feeling like you brought a spoon to a gunfight, but it offers enough cozy charm to keep your attention. Plus, where else can you build a thriving workshop while simultaneously fending off lizard-men and resolving love triangles? If you're craving a relaxing gaming experience or simply want to live out your DIY dreams in a desolate wasteland, grab your PS5 controller, hydrate, and dive into the sun-drenched world of Sandrock, where every sunrise brings more work and oddly engaging NPC dialogues. Just keep your smoothie within arm’s reach — you’ll need the energy for all that watering of crops.