In a universe where grimdark is the aesthetic motto and heavy metal music reigns supreme, we take a stroll through the seedy underbelly of Necromunda. Here, the air is filled with the aroma of mistrust, greed, and the delightful scent of gunpowder. Welcome to "Necromunda: Hired Gun," the first-person shooter where you really should consider a career change because, trust me, mercenary work does not come with a great health plan—unless, of course, you're good at dodging bullets.
You step into the worn-out shoes of an unnamed mercenary tasked with unearthing conspiracies as twisted as the dental plans for those living in the underhive. The gameplay is decidedly linear, inviting you to blast your way through stages before embarking on 'contracts' that entice you with fat rewards for completing specific tasks. Your arsenal is a smorgasbord of ranged weaponry, complete with customization options that allow your weapon to go from 'simple pea-shooter' to 'I can't believe it's not melted!' very quickly. With melee options for those times when bullets just don’t cut it, you can effectively execute finisher moves that feel rewarding if maybe a touch over-the-top. To keep the adrenaline pumping, you also have an adorable combat dog to attack foes and maybe fetch a grenade or two (not officially, but wouldn’t that be cute?). The addition of a grappling hook and wall runs adds a cheeky bit of parkour flair, but don't expect Assassin's Creed levels of finesse here. This is more about shooting everything that moves until you run out of ammo—or the game glitches because let’s face it, it can be a bit buggy sometimes.
Graphically, "Necromunda: Hired Gun" presents a stylized version of the Warhammer 40K universe that oscillates between impressive and a 'meh' moment. The world is cluttered with the visceral design you’d expect from a dystopian future—a tad rusty, and just a smidgen gloomy. Detail and atmosphere pop off the screen nicely, but a few glitches will remind you that perfectly polished is optional in the underhive. Sure, you’ll catch some awesome vistas and imaginative enemy designs, but prepare for framerates lower than your hopes for a stable online connection.
In summary, "Necromunda: Hired Gun" is an action-packed joyride, adorned with some eye-rolling quirks. The intent is there, with the foundations set to create a delightful shooting experience. If you're in the market for a campaign that invites chaos and an adorable dog sidekick with a taste for mischief, it might be worth rushing into the fray despite some RPG decisions that feel more ham-fisted than they should. A consistent scoring range suggests it’s a hit or miss among critics, but really, if you fancy annihilating foes and grim consequences while looking lethal with a grappling hook, you just might find your groove here. Grab your dog, pick up those contracts, and try to stay out of the hospital—with no guarantee from me if you do!