In the land of tea and crumpets, where the Queen reigns supreme (and probably sulks about taxes), comes a digital sandbox that lets you loose on the streets of dystopian London: Welcome to 'Watch Dogs: Legion'. Think of it as a high-tech game of social Monopoly, where everyone’s just trying to avoid jail—except in this case, the dice rolls are all about hack-tastic achievements and Orwellian surveillance. Do the Brits know how to party? Well, let’s find out!
Gameplay wise, 'Watch Dogs: Legion' aims high—then strategically stubs its toe on every corner as it introduces the notion of a play-as-anyone mechanic. Yes, you can recruit just about any ordinary citizen and throw them into the chaos of DedSec. Fancy being a barista with a penchant for parkour? Done! Want to reform an elderly grandmother into the city's most rogue hacker? Go right ahead! Each NPC boasts unique skills and can be permadeathed for dramatic effect, making recruitment feel like a twisted Tinder experience. Sure, your barista might not be the best fighter, but hey, at least she knows her way around an espresso machine! The sheer audacity of choice is exciting, but prepare yourself for the reality that some characters will inevitably prove less useful than a broken umbrella in a downpour. The missions play out typical to previous entries, with hacking, shooting, driving, and stealth tactics, but the ability to switch between completely different characters makes for a chaotic—yet sometimes repetitive—affair. Plus, missions can often devolve into that 'I've done this before' vibe, almost like the game keeps recycling them from its dubious ‘mission generator’.
Visually, 'Watch Dogs: Legion' is a bit of a mixed bag, much like a box of assorted British desserts. The titular city absolutely pops with a blend of realism and stylized graphics, capturing London’s gorgeous landmarks and putting a futuristic spin on them (just pinch your nose and pretend the drones aren't looming overhead). Plus, the PS5 does some heavy lifting with its load times—jumping from one borough to another feels nearly instantaneous, and you won't have to fret over 'are we there yet?' They could, however, polish the interiors a bit more; some areas seem as barren as a pub after last call, leaving you wishing for a wild night of NPC teaming.
Summarizing 'Watch Dogs: Legion', it’s a game that ambitiously tries to let players build their ideal hacking team with a variety of British individuals (hopefully none of whom discuss Brexit). While the open-world chaos and ability to recruit anyone offers a fresh take on gameplay, the overall repetition and prevalence of bugs put a damper on the experience. Besides, no amount of drones crashing into NPCs can mask that lingering sense of déjà vu. Still, if you’re up for a heist in the post-apocalyptic UK—and are willing to ignore the pesky problems—it may just be the rogue adventure you need. Just remember, whether you’re a butcher with bad knees or an IT guy with enough gadgets to start a spy movie, everyone has their part to play—even if it's just to serve you tea during your audacious escapades!