In the dystopian playground of Watch Dogs: Legion, Ubisoft has bestowed upon us the strange ability to recruit pretty much anyone we meet in London. It's like Pokémon, but instead of cute creatures, you're collecting grumpy old men and hipsters montaged in questionable life choices. Level up your team of amateur rebels while trying to topple an oppressive regime that probably binge-watches reality TV on Netflix. Welcome to post-Brexit London, where even your Nana has a combat drone, and escapism reaches new heights—like, say, using an ex-con for a high-stakes heist.
The gameplay mechanics follow a familiar formula: hacking, running, and occasionally rethinking your life choices while navigating the chaos of a futuristic London. This time, however, instead of consolidating emotional attachment to one main character, players have access to a wild buffet of non-playable characters, or NPCs. Feel free to gather a retired pigeon enthusiast or a slightly suspicious taxi driver as your 'opposites attract' crew. Each character has unique skills that can be unlocked, or in true Watch Dogs fashion, accidentally blown up. There's a super thrilling permadeath option—good luck watching your character sneak around only to accidentally be hit by a flying pigeon, which is apparently a traditional London welcome. Choose wisely and embrace the impending doom.
Graphics-wise, the world looks gorgeous from an ‘Instagram model in the sunset’ kind of angle. The streets are bustling with life (well, at least the AI are) and the subtle glow of futuristic London reminds you that even in a dystopian setting, architecture can still steal the show. The character designs are varied, and jumpers never go out of style in DedSec, but don’t expect to find a supermodel in your middle-aged grumpy librarian; realism comes at a cost.
Watch Dogs: Legion comes with a slew of contradictions: a strong exploration of collective identity against a regressive regime mixed with missions that feel like your three-hour high school history class about ‘stuff that happened ages ago.’ The diverse cast of characters is a standout, despite some being slightly more dull than a butter knife. It's a solid entry in the series and demonstrates that you can still enjoy chaos, even if it means getting to grips with a bunch of random Londoners trying to save the day. Be prepared to hug your controller tightly as your well-trained assassin bites the dust from the clutches of fate—hacked by a neighbor’s drone. So put on your hacker hat, and don’t take it too seriously; this is London, after all.