3D Baseball, the game that wants to convince you that it’s the future of sports, while simultaneously making you wonder if you’re actually playing a baseball game or just experiencing a highly confusing fever dream. Released back in '96, it graced our PlayStation consoles with the majestic sounds of a baseball game, featuring sportscaster Van Earl Wright as the voice that makes you feel like you’re on the bleachers—but also totally lost.
Let’s talk gameplay, shall we? Picture this: you have over 700 major league athletes at your fingertips, each with their own unrealistic statistics. You could step into a season mode that’s designed with enough features to make your head spin—or fall asleep trying to manage them all. Want to be a general manager? Go ahead! Because nothing screams 'fun' quite like substituting pitchers and trading players like you're dealing Pokémon cards at recess. The option to play an arcade game gives you a break from these agonizing responsibilities with quick matches, but then you have to decide whether your skills are such that you'd prefer to embarrass yourself against the computer or a friend who might like you less after the game.
Graphically, it aspired to be a cutting-edge marvel, using something they called 'Real Motion Control'. Sounds fancy, right? It claimed to reduce the choppy look of motion captured animations by utilizing optimized polygonal models. The result? Models that look great—when they're standing still. The moment the players start moving, it’s like watching toddlers attempt ballet. Kudos on the ambition, but if this is what we considered heart-stopping graphics in the '90s, it’s almost hard not to laugh when you see them today.
3D Baseball is the type of game that could have been great, or at least memorable, but it falls into that puzzling realm where it simply exists. Critics had a mixed bag of reactions ranging from admiration for the graphics to head-scratching moments regarding gameplay flaws and missing features. All in all, if you're ready to embrace some nostalgia while tiptoeing on the fine line between fun and frustration, this game might just remind you of why you love sports video games—or why you’d much rather play anything else. On a scale from one to ten, we’ll give it a solid 6, just enough to keep you from feeling a total letdown but low enough that you’ll definitely consider maybe—just maybe—putting it back on the shelf next time.