Introduction

Welcome, my fellow gamers, to the wacky world of "All-Star Baseball '97 featuring Frank Thomas!" Yes, you heard it right! Grab your mitt and bat, because we’re diving deep into a game that fancies itself as the next big home run in baseball gaming, but often ends up closer to a strikeout. Buckle up because nostalgia and laughter are both right around the corner!

Gameplay

In terms of gameplay, ASB '97 offers a decent assortment of game modes, including single-player, multiplayer, and good ol’ exhibition matches. Players can choose from a roster filled with MLB teams (well, the ones that weren't stuck in traffic, apparently), including the Chicago White Sox, featuring the hefty and mustached Frank Thomas himself! You can hit, pitch, and throw like a pro — or at least like a little leaguer who just found out how to swing a bat. The controls are a mixed bag. One moment, you’re smashing homers like you’re Barry Bonds; the next, you’re throwing the ball to the moon like you’re trying to reach Mars. Talk about an emotional rollercoaster! The game also allows you to perform various pitches and swings, but good luck trying to figure out if you’re about to knock it out of the park or just knock your controller off the table in frustration.

Graphics

Now, let's chat about the visuals. If your idea of breathtaking graphics is akin to a toddler's crayon drawing, then boy, are you in for a treat! Released in an era when 3D was shaky at best, the graphics of ASB '97 are quaint, charming, and also a little confusing. It feels like watching a drama starring cartoons instead of real players. The animation, however, is a real barrel of laughs, especially when players trip over bases like they’ve just seen a ghost. Remember, kids, it’s called baseball, not base-ghost!

Conclusion

So, what’s the verdict? "All-Star Baseball '97 featuring Frank Thomas" is a unique nostalgia trip tastefully spread on a bland cracker. With its quirky characters, laughable animations, and gameplay that runs the spectrum from 'wow' to 'whoa!' it’s certainly a mixed bag. Sure, it scored with some reviewers (89% in GameFan—were they eating pizza while reviewing?), while others nailed it down to a solid 1.5 out of 5 stars. Don’t expect to be blown away, but if you want a game to toss into a party and poke fun at, you might just find yourself chuckling through those innings! Overall, grab your bat, but maybe give this game a swing when you’re in the mood for some classic gaming kitsch!

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