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Review of Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2 on PlayStation

by Max Rathon Max Rathon photo Nov 2000
Cover image of Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2 on PlayStation
Gamefings Score: 5
Platform: PlayStation PlayStation logo
Released: 21 Nov 2000
Genre: Third-person shooter
Developer: The 3DO Company
Publisher: The 3DO Company

Introduction

Welcome back to the rubbery battlefields of plastic warfare, folks! Ever wondered what a tiny soldier would do if wedged between your couch cushions? No? Well, too bad because we're diving into "Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2" for PlayStation! It's the much-awaited follow-up, which, let's be honest, sounds like the title of a B-grade action flick involving more than just toy soldiers. Grab your controllers and prepare for some hilariously nostalgic action!

Gameplay

In "Sarge's Heroes 2," you're back in the shoes (or plastic boots) of Sarge. The overarching mission? Capture the dastardly Field Marshal Tannenberg and eliminate the Tan forces. Oh, and don't forget to save your comrades, or at least try not to leave them hanging too long (they really don't want to end up as 'plastrified'). The gameplay features standard third-person shooter mechanics; you'll run, gun, and throw grenades while engaging in mind-numbing combat with enemies that seem dumber than your average rubber bat. What sets this game apart, besides its charmingly crude aesthetics, is the whimsical way it intersperses interactive elements. Breaking wine bottles and busting soda cans never felt so satisfying-who knew that wreaking havoc on inanimate objects could be so entertaining? The movement mechanics, however, feel more akin to guiding a drunken toddler than a seasoned soldier, and the game can sometimes have more frame drops than the new dude at an open mic. Sarge's movements may resemble those of your Uncle Larry after a few too many at the family BBQ!

Graphics

Graphics in "Sarge's Heroes 2" are what you'd typically expect from the early 2000s-think soupy textures and models that could easily be mistaken for your cat's breakfast leftovers. While the charm of being a plastic warrior is somewhat visually appealing, you might want to squint your eyes just to fend off the onslaught of pixelated mishaps. The colorful environments and playful design help, especially in a game where toy soldiers roam fields that could easily be mistaken for your backyard. And let's not forget the graphics' tendency to remind you that you are, in fact, playing a game involving miniature men-crunchy ground looks like a bad rendering of a 2-year-old's art project. You'll get distracted by the excellently cheesy cutscenes-who doesn't love some low-budget theatrics with dolls? The FMV sequences have aged like a fine milk carton left in a hot car-definitely a nostalgic throwback!

Conclusion

In summary, "Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2" is about as gripping as a soggy piece of cardboard, but hey, where else can you experience thrill rides in plastic warfare while battling your old action figures? The game captures that childhood essence, complete with its giddy absurdity, but ultimately falls flat in execution. While veterans of the franchise may find nostalgia in the gameplay, it might just be a 'last resort' kind of adventure for newcomers. Grab a few friends, a six-pack of soda, and turn this into a weekend of goofiness-but do yourself a favor and stock up on humor because you'll need it! Why you might ask? Because you know what they say, every great soldier has his day-and sometimes, it's just a ridiculous one in a plastic universe!

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