In the grand tapestry of gaming, some titles stick with you like that weird smell in your middle school gymnasium. Then there's 'Assault: Retribution' – a 1998 PlayStation gem that promises intergalactic heroics but often delivers a mixed bag of nostalgic chaos. Created by the mysterious Candy Light Studios (seriously, that's what they're called), this game is a love letter to 90s action shooters, even if it occasionally tries to kiss you with bad breath.
So, get this: you play as either Reno or Kelly, two space soldiers trying to protect the city of Arcadia from a wave of aliens that would make even Sigourney Weaver sweat. The gameplay primarily revolves around 3D shoot 'em up mechanics, which should theoretically be a bucket of fun. But alas, the execution feels more like a squirt gun fight at a ranch than a Space Marine showdown. The controls can be as slippery as an eel in a trim suit, making maneuvering a real mixed bag. You’ll find yourself dodging attacks and doing a not-so-great job of aiming your blaster thanks to the erratic enemy AI, which seems to have chugged a few energy drinks before it started chasing you down. If you're thinking 'Contra killer' as PSM Online suggested, you might want to keep that knife out of the comparison. The game does offer multiplayer but remember – it's 1998, so any hope of online play is as likely as finding a unicorn on a skateboard.
Let’s talk graphics, shall we? Picture this: a vivid world where your pixelated characters run around battling low-res aliens in environments that look like they were designed during a power outage. Sure, the colors pop like your favorite childhood cereal, but the textures are about as detailed as a soggy pancake. The cutscenes might provide some eye-candy moments, but they’ll also leave you wondering if the characters are actually trying not to face-palm themselves in despair at their own animation. At least they tried, right? It seems Candle Light Studios might have watched a lot of sci-fi movies, because the visual inspirations are there, but the implementation could use a serious face-lift – possibly while they’re getting a graphic design degree.
In conclusion, 'Assault: Retribution' is a nostalgic trip for those who lived through the late '90s gaming boom. It’s edgy enough to give you a glimpse into a time that embraced chaotic action but flawed enough to raise your eyebrows several times during play. If you’re looking for a game that can both entertain and frustrate you in equal measure, then hop in that alien-fighting spaceship and give this title a whirl. Just don’t expect to sail through every level like a pro – sometimes you’ll feel more like you’re trudging through a cosmic swamp of mediocrity. Overall, it’s a solid 6 out of 10. Why? Because sometimes, you have to appreciate the effort, even when the execution feels like it tripped on its own shoes. Dust off your old PlayStation, gather your friends for some vintage couch co-op, and see if you can rediscover the fun – or the rage – in this misguided but lovable title.
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