Review of BRAHMA Force: The Assault on Beltlogger 9 on PlayStation

by Gemma Looksby Gemma Looksby photo

Apr 1997

Cover image of BRAHMA Force: The Assault on Beltlogger 9 on PlayStation

Gamefings Score: 7.5

Platform: PlayStation PlayStation logo

Released: 09 Apr 1997

Genre: Action, Shooter

Developer: Genki

Publisher: Jaleco, JVC Music Europe

Introduction

In the vast universe of PlayStation classics, where giants like 'Final Fantasy' and 'Crash Bandicoot' reign supreme, 'BRAHMA Force: The Assault on Beltlogger 9' attempts to sneak in under the radar. Wait, you haven't heard of it? Well, don your virtual battle gear and let's dive into this hidden gem-or maybe just a rock. Spoiler alert: it's not the diamond of the rough.

Gameplay

Imagine being thrust into a first-person shooter where the world is a twisted amalgamation of sci-fi clichés, mad scientists, and questionable fashion choices. In 'BRAHMA Force,' you're tasked with navigating through levels filled with enemies that are more confused than you are. The controls? Let's just say that if you can't figure out how to jump over a barrel or aim at a stationary target, you might want to stick to Tetris.

Graphics

Can we talk about the graphics? Picture this: 1997, and the PlayStation is still figuring out how to render a decent-looking 3D world. While the environments of 'BRAHMA Force' may have been decent for their time, let's just say they haven't aged like fine wine. More like that cheese in the back of your fridge that you forgot about. You know, the one you think is okay until you take a whiff. Yeah, that's the vibe.

Conclusion

'BRAHMA Force: The Assault on Beltlogger 9' is a wild ride through the good, the bad, and the ugly of the PlayStation's library. It won't win any awards for innovation or artistry, but sometimes you want to play a game just to turn off your brain for a couple of hours. If you can appreciate a retro shooter with all its quirks and charm, give it a go. Just keep your expectations as low as the graphics and you might walk away chuckling-or crying, depending on your tolerance for nostalgia. So grab your controller, hit start, and prepare for an assault on not just Beltlogger 9, but your patience too. It's the battle you know you didn't sign up for, but hey, who doesn't love a good laugh at an underdog? Remember, sometimes you have to sift through the pile of disappointments to find the occasional piece of forgotten fun. Happy gaming!