Get ready to shred, flip, and probably eat snow as we dive into Cool Boarders 3, the classic snowboarding game that hit the PlayStation with the force of a runaway snowplow. It’s got boarders, it’s got boards, and it’s definitely got cool — but does it have enough snow to keep your adrenaline pumping? Let’s find out.
Cool Boarders 3 keeps the adrenaline pumping by offering players multiple types of courses laid out like a snow-covered buffet. You’ve got Downhill, Boarder X, and Slalom for those power-hungry maniacs wanting to race their way down the mountain. These courses demand you channel your inner speed demon as you barrel downhill, desperately avoiding trees as you make it to the finish line like your mom at a department store sale. On the flipside — no pun intended — you have Slope Style, Half Pipe, and Big Air courses, where you're encouraged to be the trickster you always wanted to be. Is it about speed? Nah, it's about pulling off enough sick tricks to impress the judging panel (or your friends if you’re playing multiplayer). Unfortunately, if you were hoping for some System Link goodness like the previous installment, you’re out of luck. The developers stripped it out this time, opting for a split-screen option that’s as cozy as your grandma’s quilt during a blizzard. Multiplayer is still a blast for friendly competition, just less of the intricate couch co-op we've come to expect in today’s gaming landscape.
Visually speaking, Cool Boarders 3 is a feast of charming low-poly graphics that feel like a nostalgic hug from the 90s. The landscapes are colorful and detailed, minus the hyper-realistic textures we’re used to today, but hey, who doesn’t love a good trip down memory lane, even if it’s filled with blocky trees and untextured snow? Snow and ice effects are decent for the time, with some basic particle effects that occasionally spice things up like the random bird that inexplicably explodes into a cloud of polygons. The characters, meanwhile, ooze that quintessential 90s cool — think fresh, punky designs that scream 'I ride my skateboard to school every day, and you should too!'
To wrap it all up in a neat little snowball, Cool Boarders 3 offers an exhilarating and humorous romp through the world of extreme snowboarding. While it has its quirks — like a lack of online multiplayer, controls that might give you an existential crisis, and graphics that will make today’s kids question our sanity — it still delivers a comedic dose of fun for anyone wanting to hit the slopes, if only from the comfort of their couch. Whether you're a hardened veteran of the Cool Boarders franchise or a newbie looking for some snowy shenanigans, 7 out of 10 for a game that always reminds you, at the end of the day, it’s not about falling, but how stylishly you do it!