If you ever dreamed of exploring Japan from the comfort of your couch and losing all your savings in the process, then 'DX Nippon Tokkyu Ryokou Game: Let's Travel in Japan' is probably the greatest way to not actually go anywhere. It’s like Monopoly but with train stations and slightly less risk of familial disputes over property.
The premise of this game involves players navigating a map of Japan, which is as exciting as it sounds. You can choose various routes, visit famous locations, and strategically plan your moves in a bid to amass a winning fortune. Unfortunately, the AI is as mercurial as a cat on catnip, frequently thwarting your plans, all while feigning interest in other players’ travel itineraries. The challenge often feels less like calculating your itinerary and more like an elaborate version of ‘Guess What’s Behind Door Number Three’.
Graphically, let's just say 'retro' was the keyword for design here. Picture the beauty of 16-bit graphics, where every pixel could be a friendly train conductor or a slightly unsettling vending machine. The characters lack a certain level of expressiveness, resembling a cast of characters that could easily be from an ’80s arcade game that your dad still holds dear. Charming, sure! But nothing to rival modern AAA titles, unless you’re feeling particularly nostalgic (or masochistic).
All in all, 'DX Nippon Tokkyu Ryokou Game' is a quirky, albeit clunky, slice of entertainment that may or may not question your life choices. It remains endearingly outdated, almost like that uncle who insists on telling you about his 'Glory Days' while you’re just trying to eat your cold pizza in peace. So if you fancy a retro board-game feel while savoring the thrill of imaginary travel, grab your controller and hop on board. Just be prepared for the travel hiccups, like missing the train or worse – having to engage with the AI's nonsensical decisions. Happy travels!