As the glorious winds of change blow through the realm of football, we find ourselves looking at 'European Super League' - a game that decided to take football fans on a wild ride through the beautiful game on the PlayStation. Brought to us by the questionable minds of Crimson and Coyote Developments, this title is a throwback to a simpler time when hairstyles were bigger than controversies. Let’s take a deep dive into the characters of this virtual world, the gameplay, their arcs, and maybe even discover what the world meant when it coveted the title of 'Super League'.
In 'European Super League', players can select from 16 of Europe’s most celebrated footballing institutions. We’re talking A.C. Milan, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, and Real Madrid, to name just a few. Each beloved club comes complete with real player names and likenesses, which is pretty neat until you realize the players are pixelated blobs struggling to replicate what actual football skills might look like. The control system is a double-edged sword wielded with two modes: one that will let you keep your sanity intact with easy controls and another that sends you spiraling into despair with its more advanced settings. Match modes include the ever-ambitious European Super League campaign, friendly matches for the non-committal fans, and custom tournaments that might make you feel like an executive just playing in your pajamas. The pièce de résistance, however, is clearly the choice to guide your team through the title’s main campaign loosely inspired by the UEFA Champions League. What’s not to love? You can orchestrate victories while pondering your life choices or, at the very least, remind yourself why you have a picture of Zinedine Zidane on your wall (it's most likely his impeccable bald head).
At the time, the graphics were adequate…ish. Just think of your favorite 90s sitcom: a bit tacky, colorful, and with an unfortunate number of dodgy graphics. The motion capture attempts to faithfully replicate the beautiful game rely on players who perhaps had insufficient caffeine in their system. Visuals range from adequate to 'please do not let my friends see me play this'. The stadium designs do pack a bit of punch, designed to lend a touch of authenticity that only a proper football fan would appreciate while simultaneously rolling their eyes at how much life is left in old famines and graphics. Great memories come flooding back, as do the chorus of cheers recorded from the actual stadiums – a small but significant touch meant to crank up the atmosphere while keeping you vaguely aware of what real life sounds like.
In conclusion, 'European Super League' is a solid representation of an era when developers aimed to innovate without losing their marbles. Packed with nostalgia and just enough team spirit to lighten your heart during a digital kickabout, the title manages to deliver an alright experience with decent narration of football culture. However, the title never quite reaches the heights its name suggests. Like a good pair of trainers, it's just adequate enough to get you on the pitch but leaves you wishing for that next step. With a score of 6/10, 'European Super League' calls out to fans destined for mediocrity – but hey, at least the characters have bald patches as magnificent as Zidane's.