Welcome to the epic showdown of pixels and perspiration! FIFA Football 2004 aimed high with its ambitious goal of turning your couch into a stadium and making soccer fans out of couch potatoes around the world. With technical tweaks and a sprinkle of brilliance, EA Canada tried to bring some magic to the pitch. But does it succeed, or is it just kicking its own shins? Let’s dive into the beautiful game’s pixelated realm!
FIFA 2004 introduced new features like the 'Off the Ball' control, because who needs one player when you can control two and confuse your friends? This game allowed you to move two players simultaneously, which might make you feel like Gollum trying to manage both the One Ring and a soccer strategy at once. And the 'Football Fusion'? Oh boy! It was a marketing scheme that allowed those who owned both 'FIFA 2004' and 'Total Club Manager 2004' to seamlessly integrate their football management experience. However, if you’re like most of us, that feature went the way of your New Year’s resolutions—forgotten. The title sequence, filmed at St. James' Park with the Kings of Leon soundtrack, was enough to get any fan’s heart racing faster than when their grandma finally cooks their fav dish. All we need now is a pie and we’re set! The gameplay mechanics were a tweaked version of those from 'FIFA Football 2003', but hey, it’s not like your skills have improved dramatically either.
Let’s talk about the visuals! You might expect fireworks after such a long list of features, but don’t get too excited. The graphics were definitely smoother than a pre-teen’s skin, gliding along beautifully textured pitches. Players looked a touch more lifelike, thanks to an almost convincing representation of hair physics (who knew attention to hair was so important in football?). Stadiums were rich in vibrant colors and details, which made the grim experience of losing feel just a tad more dramatic. Pity the animations sometimes looked like a giraffe trying to swim—awkward and rather hilarious when viewed in full context. But on the whole, it was passable enough that you wouldn't question why players looked like they were auditioning for a soap opera rather than playing a professional sport. The overall visual experience was competitive for its time, making other titles blush in shame—assuming they had feelings, of course.
'FIFA Football 2004' managed to kick a good goal in the sprawling field of sports games. With its engaging gameplay elements and use of dual player control, it gave soccer enthusiasts much to cheer about. But, if you’re expecting a monumental leap forward, you may just feel like you’ve been given a fancy pizza cutter: useful, but you still really just want that whole pizza. In the grand scheme of FIFA titles, 2004 sits at the table with its equally nostalgic buddies but is certainly not the star player. Ultimately, this football game will likely have you scoring a solid 8/10, scoring enough entertainment to make it worth a kick on your PlayStation.