Back in the good ol' days, before gaming became cool, and you needed more than just a decent set of thumbs to get through a title, there existed a game called 'Legend.' Released in the mid-'90s, when people were still figuring out what a hard drive actually was, this game presented players with knights, magic spells, and enough pixelated gore to make a dragon cry. So tighten your chainmail and grab your sword-or just a poorly designed controller-as we plunge recklessly into this retro adventure.
Step into the shoes of Kaor and Igor, two hombres destined to defeat the villainous Clovis. The catch? Your journey is a classic hack and slash adventure, which means mashing buttons with all the finesse of a caffeinated toddler. You'll navigate through seven stages of varying themes, mostly fighting the same enemies over and over. Honestly, if you enjoy repetitiveness, check out your favorite sitcom for a fun time instead. Players can use an array of combat moves, from sword swipes to magic spells, making any busy day as exciting as a cavity search. For some added flair, you can perform fancy special techniques that cost health points. Yes, because self-sabotage is just what the kingdom of Sellech needs. Completing levels unlocks bonus rounds, which are a little like getting a free dessert after an extremely mediocre meal. Players can also customize their characters' clothing. Makes one wonder, 'Am I ready to save the world, or do I just want to look fabulous while doing it?'
Now, let's discuss visuals. Legend flaunts graphics that some might call 'underrated' and others would simply label as 'a product of its time.' The backgrounds, while attractive, can sometimes look as patchy as a quilt made by a drunken grandma. The colors pop like your neighbor's obnoxious Christmas lights, delivering a nostalgic charm that reminds you of a simpler time when booting up a game involved a lot of patience and smoke breaks. Overall, you won't be mistaking Legend for any modern graphical masterpieces, but it certainly has a unique appeal that may just get you wistful about your own childhood gaming days.
Legend is a fascinating piece of the gaming puzzle, dripping with nostalgia and features a storyline that resembles a classic '90s action flick. While it may not hold up entirely against the modern gaming titans, stepping back into this pixelated world can evoke delightful memories of simpler times. Still, while I commend its efforts, unless you're bound by nostalgia or trapped in a timewarp, you may want to think twice before committing to this somewhat repetitive adventure. In the end, enjoy it for what it is-just don't expect to emerge from this journey unscathed.