In the dizzying world of retro gaming, 'Love & Destroy' emerges like a metallic dandelion in a dystopian wasteland. It's got mechs, cute robots, and a plot that revolves around saving humanity by, wait for it, engaging in heartfelt romantic interactions with said robots while shooting aliens. Because, why not?
'Love & Destroy' kicks off in a future where aliens have swooped down to suck the stress out of poor humans like a psychic vacuum cleaner. Our hero, a high school lad, is recruited to pilot one of three unique mechs, each with their own charming (or possibly unnerving) female robot navigators. The gameplay primarily consists of shooting down either towering boss monsters or hordes of smaller baddies in five-minute missions, all while adhering to the ancient video game law of 'the more destruction, the better'. Destroy anything standing in your way - buildings, pedestrians, and potentially all hope for a real relationship. Each mech has its quirks, which means choosing wisely on which one to take into combat; we have the fast, slightly weak fighter, the slow but mighty juggernaut, and the balanced all-rounder. You could say it's a mechs versus relationships Choose Your Own Adventure book.
Graphically, 'Love & Destroy' is a mixed bag of splendid PS1 nostalgia and a healthy pinch of 'did they even try?' The environments are sufficiently destructible, and there's a quaint charm to its 3D cityscapes, but don't expect any jaw-dropping fidelity. At times it feels like the characters are rendered in 'blocky chic' mode, which some might argue adds to the charm of the title. Overall, the graphics perform adequately - kind of like a kid who promises to get better grades; it shows promise but sometimes trails off.
As a package, 'Love & Destroy' is like ordering a combo meal and receiving an intriguing but slightly unsettling mystery box. You get the delightful romance of dating sims melded with the explosive excitement of a mech shooter - and then a side order of what-the-heck-just-happened moments. It's neither a masterpiece nor a total disaster; it's just there in the back of your PlayStation library, waiting for that boring afternoon when you'll decide to explore the depths of gaming history. It's worth a try for the mecha fans and the overly sentimental at heart, just don't expect it to become your new obsession. Overall, I'd rate it a solid 5 out of 10 - it exists, and it's pretty entertaining, but it's not going to change your life (or maybe it will if you're into weird mecha dating scenarios).